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Emily is on page 17 of 294 of The Humans

“I’d also heard that humans were a life form of, at best, middling intelligence and one prone to violence, deep sexual embarrassment, bad poetry and walking around in circles.”

😅😂😅😂😅 yeah, that sums us up pretty well.

— Apr 04, 2026 11:34AM Add a comment

Emily is 10% done with The One That Got Away

One of the MMCs just gave me the ick so bad.

You literally just found out that he (the other MMC) was in a sex trafficking ring as a child and your FIRST thought when seeing him is that he would look great “sex wrecked” after you “destroyed the look of innocence on his face”

😶🙃 I’m sorry. I know you’re a police officer but sir you need to go straight to jail!! 🤢🤮

— Mar 26, 2026 04:10AM 4 comments

Emily is on page 172 of 294 of You Did Nothing Wrong

I trust nothing!!! 🫣

— Mar 23, 2026 08:19AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 108 of 353 of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

“Lonely rich kids imagine friends.
Lonely poor kids imagine fucking monsters.”

— Feb 18, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

Emily is starting Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)

Jumping on the hype 🚂!!

— Feb 08, 2026 04:40AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 253 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Samantha has me CACKLING 🤣🤣

— Jan 07, 2026 11:10AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 187 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

— Jan 04, 2026 04:53AM Add a comment

Emily is 47% done with The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)

— Dec 12, 2025 03:53AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 275 of 559 of The Secret History

So. Many. Words. 😫🫠

— Nov 09, 2025 05:23AM Add a comment

Emily is 48% done with Most Valuable Player

— Oct 26, 2025 02:43PM Add a comment

Emily is 55% done with All of Us Murderers

— Oct 21, 2025 03:50AM Add a comment

Emily is starting Piranesi

Re-reading! 🥰

— Aug 25, 2025 08:07AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 225 of 525 of The Spear Cuts Through Water

— Aug 21, 2025 03:52AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 100 of 423 of Magnolia Parks (Magnolia Parks Universe, #1)

100 pages in and nothing is happening? I don’t like the writing and the characters are all boring and bland. 🫣 I fear a DNF may be in my future

— Jun 16, 2025 02:47PM Add a comment

Magnolia Parks (Magnolia Parks Universe, #1)

Emily is 46% done with The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard #1)

Things are starting to escalate and I’m scared 🫣

— May 25, 2025 03:37PM Add a comment

The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard #1)

Emily is on page 100 of 448 of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter

This probably is just a me problem. But my gosh has this been a hard book to understand, the writing is going over my head. I’m going to need a no brain power romance book after this. 😅

— Apr 07, 2025 09:06AM Add a comment