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lowkey not liking this as much as under the dome which is rough considering i have a thousand pages left

what a wonderful feeling it is to get the libby hold on publication day yippeeeeee

so at what point does this turn from a philosophy discussion post into an actual book with a plot... this is just a soapbox disguised as a novel

not one person in this town has a brain

“it occurred to him that he was still on a roll. today he had killed two girls he’d known since childhood. tomorrow he was going to be a town cop.” average cop experience

every time i read this i go from reeling over louella's death to crying of laughter at the tribute names like "urchin" "angler" and "peeler" and then fucking "ryan"

you know what i don’t think i like the goodreads feature that says “reading for the _ time” when you reread a book because what do you mean i’m reading catching fire for the 17th time

she did WHAT? with WHOM? and they STILL got back together?

girl i'm bored

oh this is horrible. i should dnf it but i’m already sucked into the train wreck

i was not expecting a random american football mention

every part of me is clenched and i still have a hundred pages left oh dear

no it's fine i just wasn't expecting to be crying over a woman and her pet goat

“that is the best we homemakers can hope for in this life: a man whose freakishness is not unspeakably violent or technically illegal, and therefore is something we are able to bear.”

thank god i am a lesbian

i fear the hype is in fact worth it