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i was expecting a little more horror, but so far it's just incel central

aw man what the hell i always thought cujo was a possessed evil dog but no he has rabies!!! one of my biggest fears!!! i'm also afraid of dogs!!! i'm in hell!!!

hey what the hell is going on

i've never collected a libby hold so fast in my life omg

"just as a summer afternoon is gorgeous from inside air-conditioning, and you step into the day, hot, muggy, miserable, a postcard is far more alluring than the place itself. honestly, it doesn't appeal to me in the least, and i made it clear when you moved continents i wouldn't be coming." she is me and i am her. don't ask me to go anywhere or do anything in the summer.

no it’s cool i just know that i’m going to be completely undone and devastated when i finish this

alright mr sager i am giving you one more chance to prove yourself

lowkey not liking this as much as under the dome which is rough considering i have a thousand pages left

what a wonderful feeling it is to get the libby hold on publication day yippeeeeee

so at what point does this turn from a philosophy discussion post into an actual book with a plot... this is just a soapbox disguised as a novel

not one person in this town has a brain

“it occurred to him that he was still on a roll. today he had killed two girls he’d known since childhood. tomorrow he was going to be a town cop.” average cop experience

every time i read this i go from reeling over louella's death to crying of laughter at the tribute names like "urchin" "angler" and "peeler" and then fucking "ryan"

you know what i don’t think i like the goodreads feature that says “reading for the _ time” when you reread a book because what do you mean i’m reading catching fire for the 17th time

she did WHAT? with WHOM? and they STILL got back together?

girl i'm bored