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“it occurred to him that he was still on a roll. today he had killed two girls he’d known since childhood. tomorrow he was going to be a town cop.” average cop experience

every time i read this i go from reeling over louella's death to crying of laughter at the tribute names like "urchin" "angler" and "peeler" and then fucking "ryan"

you know what i don’t think i like the goodreads feature that says “reading for the _ time” when you reread a book because what do you mean i’m reading catching fire for the 17th time

she did WHAT? with WHOM? and they STILL got back together?

girl i'm bored

oh this is horrible. i should dnf it but i’m already sucked into the train wreck

i was not expecting a random american football mention

every part of me is clenched and i still have a hundred pages left oh dear

no it's fine i just wasn't expecting to be crying over a woman and her pet goat

“that is the best we homemakers can hope for in this life: a man whose freakishness is not unspeakably violent or technically illegal, and therefore is something we are able to bear.”

thank god i am a lesbian

i fear the hype is in fact worth it

so far this has been full of pop culture jokes and product placement and i'm not sold

imagine being such a bad author that you’re like damn i’ve gotta rewrite my series as an au bc it was so horrendous. veronica roth you continue to astound me with your choices

rereading sunrise on the reaping on my birthday to simulate haymitch suffering on his birthday

i can feel myself slipping into a reading slump so i'm breaking out the big guns

i desperately want to get into romance and to appreciate the genre, but it feels rather impossible when i read books like this. actual slop. what are we doing here