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THINGS JUST GOT SO TWISTED Y'ALL

OH BULL-....PLOP!

Want to stay up and read, but body says no. Hate losing this battle. Insomnia fails me sometimes.

a sign of a good book: making me talk out loud to the pages

This book is already fucking with my mind and it didn't even buy it dinner first.

Start with my favorite Paradise Lost quote and set the scene in a place called Peculiar, Missouri. I love it already.

Really need to spell out the dot when speaking a website (dot com). Otherwise it's just a confusing period -_-

Wait, so a drunken Joey disappears with a gay snatcher and they decide to go for waffles and coffee to wait for the club crowd to thin out enough to ask a bartender about said gay snatcher? Yes, I'm always calm enough to eat waffles when I think someone I care about is going to be murder raped.

As Bo Burnham says, segues are weird.... See? I can reference pop culture too >.>

Now, now Calvin, that's not very sensitive towards subs. Might have to knock another star for that.

If Calvin's not going to whip the Roman, I will. That's my fetish

WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING IN SPANISH AND LATIN WITH NO TRANSLATION? I DON'T SPEAK THESE LANGUAGES WHY ASSUME I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?!

It shouldn't take over half of a page before I know what character is in the scene I'm reading...

Really need to stop using foreign descriptive words, I have no idea what it's supposed to mean. I shouldn't have to research these things in a book I'm reading for fun

Now, now. If you're going to footnote one reference, footnote ALL of them!

At this point I'm feeling as clueless as Joey. What is happening? Life is scary

So many references I don't get, this is confusing...