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Emily is on page 165 of 334

Wait, so a drunken Joey disappears with a gay snatcher and they decide to go for waffles and coffee to wait for the club crowd to thin out enough to ask a bartender about said gay snatcher? Yes, I'm always calm enough to eat waffles when I think someone I care about is going to be murder raped.

— Aug 16, 2014 07:34PM

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Emily is on page 180 of 334

Really need to spell out the dot when speaking a website (dot com). Otherwise it's just a confusing period -_-

— Aug 16, 2014 08:16PM

Emily is on page 162 of 334

As Bo Burnham says, segues are weird.... See? I can reference pop culture too >.>

— Aug 16, 2014 07:21PM

Emily is on page 154 of 334

Now, now Calvin, that's not very sensitive towards subs. Might have to knock another star for that.

— Aug 16, 2014 06:51PM

Emily is on page 153 of 334

If Calvin's not going to whip the Roman, I will. That's my fetish

— Aug 16, 2014 06:47PM

Emily is on page 146 of 334

WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING IN SPANISH AND LATIN WITH NO TRANSLATION? I DON'T SPEAK THESE LANGUAGES WHY ASSUME I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?!

— Aug 16, 2014 06:24PM

Emily is on page 141 of 334

It shouldn't take over half of a page before I know what character is in the scene I'm reading...

— Aug 16, 2014 05:50PM

Emily is on page 141 of 334

Really need to stop using foreign descriptive words, I have no idea what it's supposed to mean. I shouldn't have to research these things in a book I'm reading for fun

— Aug 16, 2014 05:46PM

Emily is on page 106 of 334

Now, now. If you're going to footnote one reference, footnote ALL of them!

— Aug 12, 2014 04:00PM

Emily is on page 100 of 334

At this point I'm feeling as clueless as Joey. What is happening? Life is scary

— Aug 12, 2014 03:31PM

Emily is on page 88 of 334

So many references I don't get, this is confusing...

— Aug 12, 2014 03:06PM