Joli Mamon > Recent Status Updates

Finished the first story which was the title of the book.
I have many thoughts, most are not good

This book is becoming more and more uncomfortable. There's a lot of gaslighting being done by all the men in this book but I don't think the author even realises this. I'm about to finish this book and if the protagonist doesn't say "oh this ain't my fault actually" I'm going to hunt down the fucker that wrote this book and thought victim blaming was the way to go actually.

There's something deeply uncomfortable about reading this book as a woman. You see the main character and her friends, and you see how their husbands infantilize them. And you go "oh, I've seen this before." And you did, your dad talking down to your mom, your brother or a coworker talking down to you.
I saw reviews scold the women for picking a shitty husband. But they just picked a man.

The Erl-King :
Never heard of him before reading this.
The languae. So beautiful, so etheral, so...many goddamn fungus names.
Cool story though. Especially the ending with that hair asphyxiation and skinning (don't ask).
If I didn't have to Google a word every 10 seconds i'd be even more beautiful in that I wouldn't have to do that.
*sigh*

So I read the puss in boots "Re-telling."
A moderate, yet uncomfortable amount of cat fucking and ass licking.
Lady girl knows where the D is at.
What I'm trying to say is that it's horny.
At least it had a happy ending.

You know I have this feeling that i'd nderstand who anybody is in this book if I have knowledge about any mythology other than the greeks.

In other news shadow thought about snow and it snowed.wish that worked out in real life cuz I was promised snow with all this cold as balls weather but there's still no snow in sight

Well, our MC is called shadow and a lady ate a man with her cooch so I'm basically sold at this point

"We weren’t too afraid of this radiation. When we couldn’t see it, and we didn’t know what it was"

"My daughter was six years old. I’m putting her to bed, and she whispers in my ear: “Daddy, I want to live, I’m still little.” And I had thought she didn’t understand anything."

“Chernobyl is like the war of all wars. There’s nowhere to hide. Not underground, not underwater, not in the air.”

This is getting really intense （๑✧∀✧๑）
Old school vs new school
Why am I cheering for the most horrendous being on earth? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So many goddamn nose puns and tall puns

I can't belive this book made me laugh out loud on the street 😂😂😂

A pleasant mix of comedy and horror (人´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°

The level of dirty jokes in this books is of a grade schooler and I love it

In sorry i called you a dumb ass Mina,though you still kinda are you didn't deserve what happened to you.
Also I'm kinda jelly that you have a hubby like Johnathan （；へ：）

Good writing.and the description are hilarious.
Fucking hate and love his father equally
And smart people are generally more interesting to read about (　´∀｀)b

Mina : oh I'm having the same dreams as lucy,and seeing the same things as lucy.and becoming pale as lucy.and the same fog I've read about in johnsthan's journa is going into my room every nightl,soo...

Me :come on girl you can do it it ain't that hard work your brain,you know what that means

Mina : I muST BE TIRED GOTTA GO SLEEEEPZZZzzzzzz

Me : whaaaAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

Poor Lucyyyy （；へ：）
And poor Arthur and Johnathan and just about everyone in this book except count Asshatula.
So glad to know that being a vampire didn't change the fact that he's a massive prick.
Also the friendship between Arthur,john, and quincy are #Squad_Goals
Like,seriously,nothing in real life can even measure.

Man I am loving this already.
Though I am pretty sad that Worstley is prematurely
-hopefully temporarily - gone from the picture even though the book is called " kill the farm boy "
Farm boy already dead befor chapter 7 so what gives
Loving g Fia though.girl is literal goals

Dr.van hellsing : Lucy is so pale

Me : Noooooo

Dr.van : She needs blood

Me : yes

Dr.van : We shall do a blood transfusion!

Me : YESSSS

John : So,is it gonna be you or me?

Me : ...?

Dr.van : You're more young so YOU should do it

Me : ???

Dr.van :No HE should do it cuz his blood is YOUNGGG

Me : ???????

Dr.Van :Time for the operation.Here dear ,have some cocaine

Me : ?!?!!?!???

LUCYYYYYYYYYY ( TдT )
I'm pretty sure she's the precursor of the "born pure to die" archetype.like oooh boy do the signs of death keep showing at your door.
Mina and Johnathan are #relationship_goals ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃
And doc has way too much free time which is also more unrealistic than the supernatural.but he doesn't get any sleep unless knocked out by drugs so that gives it a bit more belivable I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯