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I want you to meet Marlene and Frank Kelly. Or Mama and Papa Kelly, as they are often referred to.
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HUH? By whom, in what alternate universe? The boys all call them "Ma" and "Dad" last I read.

Was if this wasn’t temporary?

Was if this wasn’t temporary?

“I was worried that you’d turn into one of those obsessed, emo movie vampires, and that would be embarrassing for both of us.”

*this* is the marriage counseling in the wild link -->
http://www.gocomics.com/committed/201...

whoops - apparently that last link is the link for Game of Thrones meets Summer Blockbuster RomCom!

(and if you can tell me how to edit those please message me here!)

This is for anyone who has ever read a lion-based shifter PNR, especially one of S. Laurenston's:
Marriage Counseling in the Wild

He closed his eyes and groaned, but the laughter still lit his face. “I’m not going to ask how you found out.”
She cocked an eyebrow at him. “Ve haf our vays.”

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a lot of fun references and funny lines like these

“This isn’t just for today,” he said.
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See, now that's the kind of statement made by a keeper!

“I never said I didn’t have one- night stands. I just said they didn’t interest me.”
He took a long pull on his beer bottle. “Why have them then?”
She shrugged. The margarita tasted sweet enough she took her time answering. “Well, if I go to bed with a man and he’s lousy, sometimes it’s not worth the effort to try again.”
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We can continue the Great Snugglepumpkin Experiment that way. When all the ladies come to the sausage stand, you will introduce me to them and we can compile mounds of irrefutable data.
- Oberon

I was in Room 403 of the Hotel Monte Vista, where Freddy Mercury once stayed. I’d sung a bit of “Bohemian Rhapsody” to myself before slipping underneath the sheets and getting snuggly with the comforter. I fell asleep wondering if Scaramouche would do the fandango.

Bacon is the Way and the Truth. Got it.
- Oberon

*In many ways, I’m disappointed that Star Trek never became a religion.

*Immortali-Tea can’t fix batshit insanity.

*Perun took a few cold swallows and then set down the mug abruptly, shuddering as some of it dribbled down his beard.
“Americans like this?” he asked.
“They say they do. Best selling drink in the States.”
“Should I give them my respect or my pity?”
“It’s a dilemma, isn’t it?” I said.

Watching two cops have a slap fight was a pretty amusing way to pass an idle moment or two. I've rarely been so entertained while waiting for someone.

"Descending to the level of battle is...distasteful, especially with one's own brother."

Have I mentioned I have a brother?

A good friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move the body.
;)

"Look, Mom, I made this! Can we put it on the fridge?"

*creative*!

ROTFLMAO (and don't forget the crying part - because y'know, that's what I do when I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe anymore): best freaking review EVER!!!!

http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/bl...

Meh. I'm going to have to re-read this later. Maybe in about three years I'll be in a position to enjoy it.

Still really heavy with the description. I think that I need to re-read this when I'm really in the mood for a serious Arthurian Romance.