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This needed an editor so bad. Even if you're publishing through a small/independent press, which I think this is, and you can't afford a professional editor, pass a completed draft to 2 or 3 of your friends for at least some casual proofreading before you publish. Every time I get into this story, some stupid grammar/syntax mistake yoinks me right back out. eg, "like a flip had switched" come the fuck on.

Save me, queer sports romance. Queer sports romance, you're my only hope

Will this ship ever fucking sail????? In the meantime I'm so glad to know that one of the passengers once bought 2 Monet paintings, and another one was carrying a signed copy of A Christmas Carol, and another one had 6 kids with her and was pregnant, and another one got a going-away present from his grandparents of a fucking pudding or some shit!!!! So yay for that!!!!!!

I know Greek mythology is all kinds of fucked up, but her boinking her son's half-brother is giving me the serious ick 🤢

Me patiently waiting for this book to have anything to do with madness, medicine, or murder: 👉👈

My dude, my guy, I am begging you to stop saying 'temperature' when you mean 'fever'. "He had a mild temperature" makes no fucking sense. Everyone has a temperature. Even dead people have a temperature. How did this get past an editor.

The more I learn about NASA, the more I'm like "maybe we shouldn't be going to space actually"

Too many hecking people in this book

Why? Does this audiobook narrator? End every sentence? Like it's a question? I'm literally only 1% into this book and can't handle it anymore. I guess I'll have to pick up a physical copy.

Brendon can fuck all the way off

I've never wanted to hike in Grand Canyon but now I SUPER don't want to hike in Grand Canyon

See, this is why you should never trust rich people!!!!

"She made an ooph." This is a sentence in the middle of a r*pe scene. Ms Hannah's writing has the emotional depth of a fucking puddle and i hate this book ngl

Take a shot every time dust falls from the ceiling

I would have eaten Maurice about 50 pages ago if I was Maralyn so props to her I guess

it's about to get real fuckin sad up in here. real 🥹 to 😭 type shit. i fear i am not ready 🥲

There are so many typos/little grammatical errors that this is getting hard to read. Also these are the 2 most oblivious girls on the entire planet I swear.

Really counting on this book to emotionally eviscerate me 😊

Attention guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, we have finally encountered the titular storm at 52% of the way through this book

I'm liking this book way way more than the other book I've read by her! Shit is fascinating!

If you took a shot every time one of the monsters called her "little one" you would be dead long before reaching this point in the book

You know this book is good coz I already know how it ends (from seeing the movie) but it still has me like 😬😰😮 totally in its grip!

Mrs Danvers is a heckin creep

If I had a friend as intrusive and annoying as Naomi, I would no longer have a friend lmao

Lizzy is a badass bitch and I love her 🩷

The yearning is palpable and I'm here for it

This book is actually hilarious, and I don't know why I didn't expect that, since the 2005 movie (which I adore) is also hilarious, but here we are.