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I have decided I am reading all of the comics that are inspiring Avengers Doomsday / Secret Wars before they come out because I’m nosy.

So far: missing BillyTeddy like a MF 😔

Eliza sees Jake in a pub in Canberra and he takes her home to his … boat? In Canberra? Was it moored on Lake Burley Griffin????

I finished this weeks ago but have been too depressed to write a review - I refuse to acknowledge it’s over 💔 I shall reread and then write a review but let’s just say 5/5 STARS 😭🩵⛸️

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

IM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK ACTUALLY

‘Shane decided to make himself comfortable on the couch and turned on the TV, flipping around until he settled on an Australian rugby game that may or may not be live. He barely understood rugby, but the men were certainly hot enough to keep him awake until Ilya got home.’

oh I just KNOW it was a Broncos game yaaass 😭😭✊✊ Rachel Reid Brisbane sleeper agent confirmed ‼️‼️

Brisbane jump scare 😦‼️

“‘There are at least three guys playing Fort-night on their phones down there. I’m going to write a tell-all about how uncool pro hockey players are.”’

Author misspelt Fortnite, 0/5, literally unreadable.

These aren’t Ilya crumbs this is an Ilya FEAST PRAISE THE LORD 🙏🙏🙏

‘Suffer through Tough Guy and your patience shall be rewarded in abundance’ - Rozanov 6:9

Too emotionally fragile for Heated Rivalry review right now 💔

This cover is fucking criminal why is it so ugly … at least it’s better than the shirtless covers though 💀💀💀

IT GOT BETTER OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish I could upload audio clips because the whisper screams occurring right now are UNPRECEDENTED. OH MY GODDDDD OH MY FUCKING GOOOOODDD. IM FREAKING TF OUT GUYS AHHHHHHH IM CLUTCHING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE AHHHHHHHHH

omg

Ok I must be in a mood because why is literally every book character pissing me off … I bet costar will have the answers. Shelved as currently-reading: my horoscope.

Ok I must be in a mood because why is literally every book character pissing me off … I bet costar will have the answers. Shelved as currently-reading: my horoscope.

Finally some good fucking food

I’m not going to lie the writing is kinda giving Wattpad … also why do these vampires keep saying ‘fuck’ every two words. Surely they have some cooler vampire swear words.

This is lowkey such Red Rising nachos … but make it fantasy instead of sci-fi

‘I stare at Pipsqueaks pic on my screen saver and forbid myself to spiral.
“Send me strength, Pip.”’

I fear I am Scarlett and she is me. Concerning.

NOTHING MAKES ME CRAZIER THAN AN ALI HAZELWOOD CROSSOVER RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️ ADAM AND OLIVE THE LEGENDS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌟🌟🌟🌟

Let’s fucking gooooooo I love you Ali Hazelwood!!!!

Manacled review currently incubating 😶‍🌫️

38 flashback chapters in a row is absolutely unforgivable

I swore I’d never do it … 🤡

Made a bargain with Ella that I’ll read Manacled if she watches 9-1-1. The things I will do for gay firefighters and friendship 😔

Favourite part of the book so far has NOT been a scene but rather myself and the girls drunkenly (and loudly) discussing Harry Potter fanfiction at Mr Percival’s 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Reading my Magnolia Parks: The Long Way Home review and I say I like Magnolia because she genuinely seems to be a good person …. I CANNOT have been reading the same series as this.

“Oh my god, I just now realised that Chia Pets were grown from chia seeds, like the ones we eat. What an undeniable and absolute glow-up . . . From a frizzy plant to a chic breakfast! That’s practically the plot to a Jennifer Garner movie.”

I can’t do this for much longer.

‘I look over at BJ, sort of bewildered, and he sort of gives me this shrug.’

The entire book series, summarised in one line.

Also an entire chapter of drama over BJ eating a fucking BURGER is still annoying me chapters later. Can the author not think of literally anything else to make up the plot of this book.

Pondering if there is a single scene in this entire series that passes the bechdel test 🤔🤔

Anyway welcome back Daisy Haites YAAASSSS everyone clapped

Magnolia Parks is like Zodiac Academy if Zodiac Academy wasn’t self aware and ironic 🥸

CHECK & MATE REFERENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️😫😫😫😫

CHECK & MATE REFERENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️😫😫😫😫