Hannah’s Reviews > Magnolia Parks: Into the Dark > Status Update

Reading my Magnolia Parks: The Long Way Home review and I say I like Magnolia because she genuinely seems to be a good person …. I CANNOT have been reading the same series as this.

“Oh my god, I just now realised that Chia Pets were grown from chia seeds, like the ones we eat. What an undeniable and absolute glow-up . . . From a frizzy plant to a chic breakfast! That’s practically the plot to a Jennifer Garner movie.”

I can’t do this for much longer.

‘I look over at BJ, sort of bewildered, and he sort of gives me this shrug.’

The entire book series, summarised in one line.

Also an entire chapter of drama over BJ eating a fucking BURGER is still annoying me chapters later. Can the author not think of literally anything else to make up the plot of this book.

Magnolia Parks is like Zodiac Academy if Zodiac Academy wasn’t self aware and ironic 🥸