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Elsie is just so damn fubny

I don't understand wtf is going on with this "murder" charge... Drunk driving?

I think her books are just too depressing for me, and I don't understand the main characters. I love the focus on animals and conservation, but they're just so sad.

I just don't understand why all these people are willing to go through this for her, and I don't understand why they had to run when it was clearly self defense...

She loves him and needs to "stop it" WHY?! GOD this is fucking stupid

Lol the narrator called the Louvre "the loov-ruh"

This trope just pisses me tf off.... Like why can't they be together? There's no actual reason except for the plot like come on....

Oh he goes from roughly escorting her out of the nursing home to suddenly wanting to talk to her?? Lol this book... So dumb...

This bitch is so fucking stupid lol

Oh give me a break. Who's dumb enough to leave her outside for over an hour?! Funerals aren't that long... Especially if you don't hang out for the after party.... Obviously she was going to get caught.. then hails the typewriter outside instead of taking her back upstairs? Stupid ...

I still have literally no idea the point of this book besides an update on the characters with a creepy guy hanging around...and a finger that's barely spoken of...

Omg I have this exact exam nightmare where I have a test but never went to a class and can't find where the test is to be taken! How interesting this is written into a novel I'm reading lol

It doesn't make sense to me that she has to sue for the balance of someone else racking up her card. Ridiculous... Doesn't make sense to me.

Beat twice for trying to run?! 😭😬

How did this little woman drag a huge man's body by herself?....

Porkchops speech about the complexity of humans was really cool

what a narcissistic, piece of sh*t mother... jesus... she's better off without her poisoning her mind...

I'm so confused.... Why does music keep randomly playing?

These twists! What an interesting book...

AMY IS SO DUMB AND NAIVE I CAN'T EVEN

this is so fking annoying... why not hear her out like what would that hurt? especially if she says she has a reason for everything... ridiculous.

Helen is already annoying the fk out of me not speaking up for herself or wanting to be noticed or seen... especially with one of her best friend's hen do?? ugh tedious af

Not the AI foot fetish 🤣🫣

We're meandering a bit, but it's a fun ride. I hate the way the narrator reads Carolyn. I hate this style of narration... The woman doing Lily is more natural...

what the f*** is going on in this book? it's just a rambling mess!... and really boring.... stay on topic. It feels like it's written to fulfil some contractual requirement with the author and the publishing company...

This highly detailed history of the town feels a bit unnecessary and overboard 😴😴

Who tf goes to someone else's house to act like this?! Insane... Especially for rich famous people... And usually famous rich people have security to keep people from acting like this

Come on Katherine this is absurd....

We're so SICK of Thomas, girl. Run! This isn't playful or cute!! Poor thing having such low self esteem that she thinks she has to ensure this just to not be alone (but obviously it's still lonely when she's trying to eat her feelings)

Tara's character is so annoying 😭 who gives a shit what Thomas thinks of her 😭 also, eating that much fruit would have her sitting on the toilet for days shitting herself! Plus fruit has sugars... If she wants something that's low calories, it's vegetables...