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Porkchops speech about the complexity of humans was really cool

what a narcissistic, piece of sh*t mother... jesus... she's better off without her poisoning her mind...

I'm so confused.... Why does music keep randomly playing?

These twists! What an interesting book...

AMY IS SO DUMB AND NAIVE I CAN'T EVEN

this is so fking annoying... why not hear her out like what would that hurt? especially if she says she has a reason for everything... ridiculous.

Helen is already annoying the fk out of me not speaking up for herself or wanting to be noticed or seen... especially with one of her best friend's hen do?? ugh tedious af

Not the AI foot fetish 🤣🫣

We're meandering a bit, but it's a fun ride. I hate the way the narrator reads Carolyn. I hate this style of narration... The woman doing Lily is more natural...

what the f*** is going on in this book? it's just a rambling mess!... and really boring.... stay on topic. It feels like it's written to fulfil some contractual requirement with the author and the publishing company...

This highly detailed history of the town feels a bit unnecessary and overboard 😴😴

Who tf goes to someone else's house to act like this?! Insane... Especially for rich famous people... And usually famous rich people have security to keep people from acting like this

Come on Katherine this is absurd....

We're so SICK of Thomas, girl. Run! This isn't playful or cute!! Poor thing having such low self esteem that she thinks she has to ensure this just to not be alone (but obviously it's still lonely when she's trying to eat her feelings)

Tara's character is so annoying 😭 who gives a shit what Thomas thinks of her 😭 also, eating that much fruit would have her sitting on the toilet for days shitting herself! Plus fruit has sugars... If she wants something that's low calories, it's vegetables...

An England size 16 (fat cow) is only a 12 in American sizes 😭😭 it's smaller than the "average" sized American woman 😭

YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT MISS VIOLA!!

ugh, this book is making me so anxious!! abortion rights are very important to me.. I'm gobbling this book up. so much injustice, and it's making me mad to read it! (which is the author's intention; to evoke emotion)

love the message of this book. so interesting...

I like these books because they're cute, but the "oh, we can't!" when they have obvious chemistry is really irritating...

You can absolutely smell vodka on someone's breath..... Why do people keep perpetuating this myth?

I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE A WOMAN WOULD LET ANOTHER CHILD WHO IS CONTINUALLY RE-TRAUMATIZING HER DAUGHTER STAY IN HER HOUSE; NO PARENTS OR NOT. THIS IS ABSURD.

The lady reading Sarah is so robotic and distracting 😭

Oh my god, why would you go anywhere near her with the state she's in?! Yuck 😭

This advanced world is so much fun! The idea of socialism and high tech society?! So cool, and the idea of this book alone is so cool. I'm loving it; devouring it!

give me a f**king break.... 🙄🙄🙄🙄

There's probably thousands of Phil Williams in California so how would they just happen to know exactly which Phil Williams she's talking about?! So dumb

Uhhhh so now she's suddenly schizophrenic? Uhh

David isn't being fair here after treating her like that when they weren't having sex... Women don't cheat for no reason....

This is silly... She would have died of alcohol poisoning or something... You can't just chug vodka like that when you don't drink