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Eliza, how could you do this to me? This book has done nothing but make me cry! I love it so far.

Darn.

The heroine is a DOORMAT. She's actually starting to make me physically sick.

She's still disgusting. She should just get down and lick his boots at this point.

Lexi is a freaking DOORMAT. I am sitting here in complete disgust of her.

I don't know if I can finish it. It's boring me!

Lydia is so prudish and boring. I liked her at first, but now she's contrary to be contrary. She's also needlessly bitchy, she doesn't keep confidences, seriously, she is a blabbermouth. I wouldn't tell that bitch anything. I kind of hope someone does kill her.

Does anything happen besides Valentine dry humping this widow and tons of conversations about nothing?

It's so messed up. Chick is in love with her half brother who she thought was her cousin. She's married to a different man and her half brother is in a coma.

Sarah is pathetic. She makes me nauseous.

It's repetitive. There is a ton of inner dialogue that goes over and over the same thing.

Oh, my god...she is pathetic. I hope she grows a spine at some point.

She's annoying. I mean really, really annoying.

The time jumps are weird. One moment they're in a ballroom, the next he's near death and the next moment he's teaching her to sort of use a pistol. It jumps around so much that it's really quite ridiculous.

It's bunch of this guy's inner dialogue telling himself not to have sex with his wife. She's rather dull and so innocent it's boring. She only goes on about her duty.

Zoe is a real bitch and only the mystery of the villa keeps me reading.

I don't think I can finish. It's a bunch of nothing or incongruous actions. For instance, one moment they are talking about the excruciating death of a young woman and the next she's light hearted and teasing him. It makes no sense and the whole book is like that. It's awkward, nonsensical and on top of that--nothing is happening!

It's more of the same. I'm not sure I can go on.

No one is getting laid. Someone said the book was hot, but ir's kind of dull. It's 300 pga of going in circles, empty threats and characters repeating themselves.

I can't finish this. It's not that it's bad. It deals with the murder of children and that is something that bothers me so much that I can't take it.

It's long winded for absolutely no reason. I wish I could edit it.

I bought the e version of this book after reading it was awesome, however, the author went through and cleaned up this book or as I understand, took out all the good parts and renamed it. I found an original which is only available in paperback. I am waiting for it to arrive and I refuse to read the clean version.

If I want clean romance, I'll read Jane Austen and no one wants clean vikings!

It's not romantic at all. In fact, there's zero chemistry between anyone in this book. I don't think this should be classified as a romance. It's more of a tragedy.

I really don't like Anne. In fact, I despise her. I really feel like the bitch kind of deserves worse.

I love it, but I wish it more sexual romance. It is filled with the Romance of an era long gone, but it lacks that certain passion that I appreciate.

It's frustrating. It switches back and forth until something interesting happens and then it's all fade to black. What. The. Fuck.

I hope this gets better because right now I want to throw it across the room.

Okay. Yeah, I can't go on. She lost after him and then on their wedding night acts like she has ice up her hoo-hah and learned manners from Charles Manson. So freaking bad.

Yeah.

Okay, he is a NICE VIKING. The writing style is blunt and uninspired. I am not sure I can go on.

Oh, and she's impracticable and behaves like an ass. I get tired of liking the hero far more than the heroine.