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astonishingly steamy...

i am going to do an unreal amount of reading over winter break

bro i am so sick of these false imprisonment opinions. all these texas judges need to become much better writers and legal reasoners. grrrrrr

does tumeric make anyones elses tongue feel all tingly?

i hate working on my resume i really just want someone to do it for me

interesting that the bluebook allows you to include an author's tribal affiliation in a citation

how are there this many undergrads in the whole world

a shirt has one collar and two sleeves ☝️

something needs to change about how i am making oatmeal.

Finished the chapter on children conceived in rape (challenging to read). Onward to the chapter about children who are criminals... but the chapter about children who are transgender is just around the corner!

leaving the bar because the book was callibng....

im so envious of people with a signature font :(

I am genuinely unstoppable

professors hate to see me making epic progress on my leisure nonfiction

i LOVE to act as a wingman for men in my section. a man introduces me to his girlfriend and I immediately tell her how much I respect his mind. if i so much as SUSPECT a men has a crush I start hyping him up to the lady that instant. I will flat-out lie to help me brothers from section p (for pirate ship). everyone, have a good night. emily + woman whose name i forgot, if you are out there, thank you for the drinks

this chapter more of a downer

taking monumental willpower to read these negligent railroad company cases

i forgot (never knew?) how odious bill clinton is...

guys i was just in the elevator for 40 minutes (stuck)

I mean I will just say it. Bleh.

Just read an op ed about declining fiction readership among men. Do they men in your lives read fiction? Please respond below.

just learned ruby's friend frances works at cloud city ice cream. imagine my delight!!