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oh this guy is not well

i'm sorry this isn't even dramione this is reylo. this is someone who got into reylo and later decided dramione was like reylo if rey was a nerd, which is to say presumably the entirety of post-2015 dramione. i have no evidence for this i'm just talking

starting to suspect the author does not know a lot about war

learning that when HAMILTON WROTE... THE OTHER 51 the 85 essays totalled 175,000 words, which is to say, proportionally speaking, hamilton likely wrote approximately 105,000 words, which is to say, less than a third the length of alchemised by senlinyu

insane amount of unsexy & medical body horror. twink malfoy beefing himself up into hetero love interest material by alchemically mutilating himself to become "calculating, cunning, devoted, determined, ruthless, unfailing, unhesitating, unyielding" (and thereby hot to hermione)??? i'm sorry but every 50 pages i look up at my beautiful fish wife and i say "here's how this would actually slap if this was drarry"

very funny that the emotional devotion to washington was something lmm introduced; historical alexander hamilton writing to his pals "george washington keeps trying to be my friend im NOT his friend"

have you read this????????????????

something about autumn is really hollering READ AGATHA in my ears

it's so funny that this opens with a wwii scene to describe why the moon is important..... i know she's important!!!! she's THE MOON

GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

the coronation speech incident i gasped irl

oh LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

made this my kindle before-bed reading before realizing how many pictures of dead animals it would have in it. regrets i've had a few.

galehot.....................

here's what i love: a chapter called The Dread Kiss where lancelot hears about a terrible serpent in the woods demanding to be kissed on the mouth; lancelot immediately kisses the serpent on the mouth; she turns into a beautiful woman who was cursed for "violating the laws of love in her land"; the beautiful woman retires to king arthur's court to be a judge in matters of love and courtesy. the first ask abby.

oh my gawd is it the plague or NOT

tom hanks?????????

my god, critics used to be doing something!!!!!! im skipping all the ones where idk what shes talking about tho sorry catherine & karen

a yakety sax queen for a yakety sax century

we get it she's hot

it was lost long ago but it's all

hey dorothea thank god we're back with you and not all those doctors

hey dorothea do u ever stop and think about getting a grip

"for [italian americans], the family meal also became a method of control" damn

last time i tried to read this it was the pandemic and i gave up after 40 pages due to brain no good so let's fucking see

lila.....................................

i assumed this guy's wife must be dead but no he just wants to cheat on her SO BAD

"shagged a bloke and thought, fuck this, i prefer the birds"

"fascist feminists say you can't be a lesbian unless you eat houmous; there's only one thing you have to eat to be a lesbian and it's not houmous."

slay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!