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i'm sorry this isn't even dramione this is reylo. this is someone who got into reylo and later decided dramione was like reylo if rey was a nerd, which is to say presumably the entirety of post-2015 dramione. i have no evidence for this i'm just talking

insane amount of unsexy & medical body horror. twink malfoy beefing himself up into hetero love interest material by alchemically mutilating himself to become "calculating, cunning, devoted, determined, ruthless, unfailing, unhesitating, unyielding" (and thereby hot to hermione)??? i'm sorry but every 50 pages i look up at my beautiful fish wife and i say "here's how this would actually slap if this was drarry"