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this matter to no one but i got so fucking confused irl i think i have been listening and physically reading two different books in the series…

totally forgot i was reading this book…i haven’t picked it up since may 😔

i dread anytime i think about this book, like i really do hate the surrealist bullshit that goes on in these types of books…i’m just gonna end for now

my three month reading slump ending bc i want to go back to pretending to be pretentious

hey…so if you saw me add all of the ice planet barbarians books to my read list just know that i fully accepted that part of myself that was obsessed with that series

finally finished Genesis…why did i committed myself to reading the bible cover to cover. i’m so bored 😭😭

why is God obsessed with circumcised penises?

i’m not going to say anything because it might jinx my opinion, but i am in uncharted territory while reading this (romance) book

Okay, so I didn’t grow up religious at all, like I have only been in a church twice (with the second time being a really traumatic experience for me). So to deal with my religious trauma (don’t worry it is the least serious version of trauma) I am attempting to read this book front to back, not really to gain a Christian awakening but more so to dive into arguably the most referenced work in literature.

last dnf of the year 🫶

i would risk an encounter with pennywise if it meant my career would be blessed by this damn turtle

not reading my 1000 page book that I started back in september only to pick up an even longer book type shit

“His great strides and his zigzag path took him out of range of the fighters and ground vehicles in a matter of seconds, the lead pilot thumbing the cover back over his Fire button with a sigh of relief, the Cherokee princess grandmother in his head thanking him with a tragic nod, his self-assigned spirit animal giving him a brotherly thumbs-up from its litter box.”

literally laughed out loud

i hate that the fictional book in this story is just a badly disguised acotar with mermaids instead of fae

Hansu ain’t shit and he needs to leave Sunja alone immediately!