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I’m so fucking close dude…

Dalj is an acronym man? Really? Really??? That’s not brilliant, it’s just dumb.
Also I can’t believe we’re only now getting the origin myth for this world, after we know it’s fake…

God fucking damn it. What the fuck man. I can’t even. The matrix shit, the really revealing abuse stuff, I just. Fuck my life.

Lolz. That’s it. Lolz. Twice in one page.
Also the cover scene is canon yayyyyyyyy

The millennial slang is killing me. Also we’re JUST now leaving for this stupid trial of war that got introduced over a hundred pages ago. Editing???? Who’s she???

NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING. NOTHING IS BEING PROGRESSED. EVERYTHING WE HAVE LEARNED OR DONE SINCE THAT PARTY HAS BEEN INANE AND SO PADDED OUT. SOMEONE TELL THIS GUY WHAT IS HAPPENING OR HE WILL JEFF THE KILL YOU WITH HIS JOKER POWERS.

This book would… not be good, but it would be better if like 10% of it was cut. Also the narration is insufferableeeee “Women, amiright?” SHUT UPPPPPPPP

Ok. So. End of last chapter, we find out Dalj is a super special boy with double blood quantum magic powers. He makes a snark MCU comment at the end, and doesn’t reflect on it at ALL the next chapter. Also, we have terrible brain injury medicine and also comparing POC skin tones to food! Yayyyyyy……

Pieper is allergic to showing, I think. And having characters have characterization. Like Dalj is supposed to be an outcast as is his pack, but everyone seems convinced of his story with Aryan really fast????

-More bad writing of women! Yay!!!
-Insane theological self report
-I think our first honest mention of gay people?
-Misuse/barely applicable use of “ironic/irony”
-Weird ahh flashback/dream where the Joker or Kekfa or something is laughing in Dalj’s ear
-The main characters murder someone and it’s fine but the other guy trying to murder them is bad??? Idk

Things that have happened since last time:
-Humans are enslaved but Dalj won’t do anything about their regular public floggings because he’s afraid of being beat (literally a warrior) or shamed
-Pogsworth Macrophage
-Feminine scent
-Organ box
-Humans apparently also came from a ruined earth but this is forbidden knowledge
-They started their hunt naked and now he’s carrying an injured woman around

Friends. Family. Fellow denizens of Goodreads. I have hit paydirt. I have discovered the final boss of self published ego driven nonsense. Come with me on this journey. A journey through the garden of lies, where we had casual human enslavement by wolf shifters on page 11. Where the author shouted out his ex in the acknowledgements, and where he admitted to basing characters on past therapists.