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normalize reading poorly written vampire smut that's likely twilight fanfiction 👏👏👏

okay it's engaging so far. but there's a sentence that's FRYING me. i've been thinking about it for an hour:
✏️"Hey," he said, without so much as a 'hello'.✏️

WHAT?? what do you MEAN? without so much as a hello? the hey is the hello. the hello is in the hey. it's right there in the sentence??

reading this in 2026 - just a painful reminder that, for a while, politicians used to be hopeful and intelligent 🫠

before y'all heckle me for the hockey romance, know that i've been fighting for my life finding books in hotels for six weeks and it was either this or james patterson

every time i read science fiction, i'm reminded i do not fuck with it

calling off the friendship with the person who recommended this

ohhhhhhhhhhh this one has the special sauce. we on track for five stars

gonna fist fight kent on the street

🎆 she's not like other girls 🎆

this is the book that never endsssssss

okay yeah i see what everyone was complaining about

alternately, we could call it: The Vegetarian's Mean and Terrible and Manipulative Family

right around when the woman gave birth in a barn somewhere "west of bethlehem", i started catching hints of religion

this is one of the worst books ever written

so this is the literacy crisis

oh wow this is going to be terrible

book rec from karley :)

okayyyy how many times are every woman in proximity to this man going to say he looks like rhysand
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is the whole thing this boring? how is she making serial killing this boring??