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Breanna
is 57% done
a white american living in trump's america intentionally including a pro-wall building stance in a fantasy book is unspeakable. like "maybe we should re-build the wall to keep everyone safe", says the leader of the pretend country????? literally get out of here. this is embarassing for everyone.
— Nov 01, 2026 09:39AM
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Breanna
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OH THANK GOD THE BABY'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION FITS PERFECTLY IN THE BABY'S NAP SCHEDULE. YES THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT. WE ALL CARE ABOUT THIS. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE PAID 42$ FOR THIS 297 PAGE BOOK THAT EXPLORES THE NUANCES OF RAISING A PRETEND MAGIC BABY THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
— Nov 01, 2026 09:43AM
Breanna
is 55% done
OH MY GOD I DO NOT CARE ABOUT BREASTFEEDING. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHETHER THEY ARE KEEPING TOYS IN THE CRIB. I DO NOT CARE IF THE BABY IS "CUTE". I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE MAGICAL WETNURSE WHO CHANGES ALL THE DIAPERS FOR FEYRE BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHE CAN COMMIT MURDER SHE CANT CHANCE A DIAPER BECAUSE THAT'S TOO GROSS??? AND IF YOU USE THE WORDS "LEAKING MILKY BREASTS" ONE MORE TIME I AM THROWING THIS BOOK IN THE GARBAGE
— Nov 01, 2026 08:56AM
Breanna
is 21% done
this is...not good. like really, explicitly, badly...not good
— Oct 31, 2026 10:01PM