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John is on page 160 of 448 of Run with the Wind
For a book about running, this is damn slow
Dec 30, 2025 07:15PM Add a comment
Run with the Wind

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John is on page 245 of 327 of Whalefall
Jul 02, 2025 07:55AM Add a comment
Whalefall

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John is on page 183 of 327 of Whalefall
Jun 20, 2025 12:57AM Add a comment
Whalefall

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John is on page 180 of 451 of Table for Two
Today at work an old lady mentioned she was reading this and when I tossed out my Woody Allen theory she did NOT like it
Jul 05, 2024 09:34PM Add a comment
Table for Two

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John is on page 75 of 451 of Table for Two
The Ballad of Timothy Touchett -

If Woody Allen wrote short fiction instead of screenplays, they might exude an old-fashioned, breezy smugness like this does
Jul 03, 2024 08:04PM Add a comment
Table for Two

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John is on page 40 of 451 of Table for Two
The Line -
never read Towles before, but I've heard enough to know this first story seems fairly on brand. What I didn't expect was how satirical his take on Communist Russia would be. He's a sharp, witty writer, but also a very literary one. Mostly good signs?
Jul 03, 2024 09:34AM Add a comment
Table for Two

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John is on page 254 of 358 of Beach Read
Why do you keep teasing me with this cult stuff and then pulling back? You're worse than Gus
Jun 29, 2024 01:12AM Add a comment
Beach Read

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John is on page 170 of 358 of Beach Read
How dare you drag romcom-era Meg Ryan into this Emily Henry
Jun 24, 2024 06:42PM Add a comment
Beach Read

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John is on page 82 of 358 of Beach Read
"It's the antithesis of the oversimplified and inaccurate stereotype of the genre. It does *exactly* what I aim to: it makes its readers feel known and understood, like their stories - *women's stories* - matter."

I'm barely 20% in and this thing has already gone fully self-aware
Jun 22, 2024 11:34AM Add a comment
Beach Read

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John is on page 10 of 358 of Beach Read
Oh god, a writer protagonist. Is Emily Henry gonna be the chick lit equivalent of Stephen King?
Jun 19, 2024 09:17AM Add a comment
Beach Read

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John is finished with The Familiar
I gotta think about this one a bit
Jun 19, 2024 09:15AM Add a comment
The Familiar

John
John is on page 230 of 379 of The Familiar
Last night on the bus this old woman, who claimed to have short-term memory loss, kept asking me what I studied in school "when you were young and handsome."

I get it now, Santángel. Being old fucking sucks
Jun 17, 2024 06:51AM Add a comment
The Familiar

John
John is on page 35 of 379 of The Familiar
Okay Leigh we're gonna try this AGAIN
Jun 09, 2024 09:10AM Add a comment
The Familiar

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John is on page 220 of 274 of Gun Monkeys: A Novel
For a book called "Gun Monkeys," it sure does feel like it was written by a bunch
Jun 06, 2024 10:35PM Add a comment
Gun Monkeys: A Novel

John
John is on page 286 of 463 of Beauty
This book is fucking mad.

The things I read for you Ariel
May 29, 2024 06:33PM 1 comment
Beauty

John
John is on page 170 of 463 of Beauty
"Years of solitude...endless solitude."

That probably wasn't a Garcia Marquez reference but it sure as hell felt like one
May 26, 2024 08:32AM Add a comment
Beauty

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John is on page 106 of 463 of Beauty
And then it took ANOTHER turn and holy shit
May 22, 2024 08:38PM Add a comment
Beauty

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John is on page 72 of 463 of Beauty
Well this took a turn
May 21, 2024 07:41PM Add a comment
Beauty

John
John is on page 254 of 341 of Ocean's Godori
Korean sci-fi should be right up my alley, but I dunno - this just comes off so basic...
May 06, 2024 06:57AM Add a comment
Ocean's Godori

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