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everyone’s just dying

a cup of tea CAN solve anything

holy shit

not another mystery book with baby food

“she wonders why people only learn to live in the moment when the moment had passed”

“she wonders why people only learn to live in the moment when the moment had passed”

“i wish people were more like books. if you get tired of them halfway through you can pick a new one.”

c u next tuesday

“men are also capable of cleaning even if you never go” the incompetence of men is becoming a thing in every book i’m reading and i love it

this husband sounds like every single other incompetent husband

“her big brown eyes find mine.” you can call me a bitch if you say it with your big brown eyes

“i see you’re more silver fox than tall, dark, and handsome these days” woof my favorite

no more nickleback? :’(

a maternity dress!!

man put on a suit to eat mcdonald’s

SHE DOESN’T LIKE NICKLEBACK 💀💀

thirty overdue library books?? i swear i can’t take this book seriously

LED vs IUD yes the same thing. i have iud’s all over my christmas tree

“i couldn’t take a chance. what if she thought the dress was white and gold?” lmfao wft

i’m getting second hand embarrassment from this dress argument

remember all the friendships that dress ruined in 2013

SHE KILLED HIM?? okay i take the nonchalant thing back

how is she so nonchalant about his 8 illegitimate children like nbd i was married to a cheating bastard

“marney and i are family now” bitch what

since when are someone else’s children from cheating your responsibility?

all men are scumbags

what a bitch to complain over one item when she has a dead husband

so where’s the baby? does she need to borrow my maternity dress?

sounds like exactly the man i wouldn’t want

lol main character reading “the boyfriend” by freida…freida is so brilliant even her characters read her books