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I mean, I knew that Gavilar was THE worst but WOW. That’s a new low. Good riddance! 🚮

well played 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Papa?”
‘One word. Knocking the breath from my lungs and bringing my world to its knees.”

🫢 NO FUCKING WAY

damn, jean-francois wants gabriel’s cookie soooo bad, every other word out of his mouth is a proposition 🥵

okay okay I get it now, this is great 👏🏻👏🏻

Boys, can we not fight each other and fight the evil instead? I mean, infidelity is terrible and I love the drama but that VAMPIRE priest is right there and you’ve yet to even realize 😩

“I will do whatever it takes to achieve my goals. People
like me go to hell when they die. But there is a person who is blind and deliberately wants to provoke me. How can I let him alone enjoy glory, wealth, honor, and groups of wives and concubines? I want him to never
leave me in life or in death.”
HE ACTUALLY CONFESSED TO HIS HUSBAND JUST LIKE THAT OHJGHCNBG 😭

li jinglong: *assigns tasks to everyone*
li jinglong: need money? work for it! 😤
hongjun: what about me?
li jinglong: …go on a date with me? 👉🏻👈🏻

“He looked a question back at Hongjun: What kind of medicine is this?
“It’s his dad’s shit,” the carp yao proclaimed.
“Zhao Zilong! Can you not?!” Hongjun shouted.
“Am I wrong?” the carp yao asked. “Phoenix white is refined from phoenix droppings!”

😭 hongjun’s family is just. special

“You may choose one thing among the treasures of Yaojin Palace to take with you. Anything that you want; say the word, and it’s yours.”
After an expansive silence, Hongjun finally said, “I want my dad… I want you to come with me down the mountain—is that okay?”
my baby 😭💔

Jiang Hu is so sexy with that Sherlock Holmes level of perception of his 🥵

wow. it only took me eight years to realize that jesper has a crush on kaz for the majority of the series. 😑

I’ve been constantly disgusted by this novel from the beginning to the end.

“He’s a man carved from wood, he’s got no conscience to speak of.”

NO WAY. 💀 meatbun must’ve been laughing maniacally writing this throwaway dialogue between two nonames

ohhhh, he’s finally getting back at fen ye, let’s go 😬👏🏼 can’t wait for him to find out that everything he blamed him for and believed about him is a lie and not his fault

fen ye is so stupid i just. cannot stand him

“So maybe it’s dragging a little long, but it’s nothing big, nor is it hard to bear,” said Wu Xingxue.
He regarded this theory as reasonable; after he finished explaining, Xiao Fuxuan’s brows relaxed. Who knew the other party would mutter: “That’s not what you said back then.”

LMAO you made it too easy for him 😩

thank god he’s gonna give birth in his fish form 😪

“The next morning, the fish and man, who each had their own ulterior motives, both felt somewhat guilty.”

LMAO why does this sound so funny to me 😩

“Who knew what Wang-gonggong, experienced and knowledgeable in all his worldly wisdom, was thinking about when he came upon this scene. He was so aghast, his voice even changed. “Your Highness, you can’t! The fish is too small! It won’t be able to take it!”

omfg you’re NASTY! wdyt you saw? 😭

ajahgdjsgj i’m gonna cry 😭 yoohankim my beloveds 🥺❤️‍🩹

damn. meatbun doesn’t pull any punches, as per usual. 💀🔥

“But hardly anyone knew that in order to keep working properly, in order to bury those shattered emotions at the bottom of his heart, Xie Qingcheng would sit in his bedroom and smoke when he was at home. Even when he started coughing uncontrollably, he refused to stop. It was as if he wanted to dye his lungs black, as if he wanted to turn the entire house into a nicotine paradise.”

literally me 🫣

“You look a lot like ice to me. Might as well hold your hand to my nose instead.”
Xie Qingcheng imagined the scene for a moment. With a chilly expression, he tersely replied, “Too gay. I’m homophobic.”
He Yu was at a loss for words. “What? That’s not what I meant. If you’re homophobic, then I’m even more homophobic…”

wtf? CHILL. 💀 don’t make it a competition now 🤡

…I honestly cannot BELIEVE kell’s stupidity right now. i’ve no words. 😑

“Not much of a morning person?”
She grumbled something unkind. He poured her a cup of rich black tea, spices weaving through the steam.
“Such a useless time of day,” she said, dragging herself upright and taking the cup. “Can’t sleep. Can’t steal.”
“There is more to life.”
“Like what?”

LMAO 😩 that’s all she cares about

okay, but knowing that alucard can see threads of magic and the antari magic looks different from any other, how could he NOT have recognized kell in his disguise? 😵‍💫

“What are you supposed to be?” she asked in Arnesian. “A fish?”
Alucard made a noise of mock affront. “Obviously,” he said, brandishing the helmet, “I’m a dragon.”
“Wouldn’t it make more sense for you to be a fish?” challenged Lila. “After all, you do live on the sea, and you are rather slippery, and—”
“I’m a dragon,” he interjected. “You’re just not being very imaginative.”

the essen tasch! let’s goooooo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I love alucard so much 🫠