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Xu Hang’s brain 🤯😱💥

You’ve lost me with this final arc 😴

omfg, not a 16/20 pairing again, I can’t 😑 authors, PLEASE, let children grow up in peace 😩

"Are glasses so ugly that he would rather be blind for the sake of being a cool tyrant?”
Qiao Shao really couldn’t understand it.
He Shen paused and said, “He just doesn’t see a need for it.”
Qiao Shao looked up at him. “Huh?”
He Shen said, “Because there’s nothing he wants to see.”
DUDE. I can relate

Great, he lost his memory again! Love interest number two, we ride at dawn 😈

"Liu-laoshi’s grasp on the problem is very comprehensive,” I said with emotion. “As a newly employed teacher I can only do basic things like comforting him or staying with him for the night, but Liu-laoshi can resolve the problem at its root. I’ll work even harder to be able to get up to your level in the future…”
“No, absolutely do not work even harder! You’re fine as you are!”
😭

Nevermind, I was wrong! *cowtows* 🫢

CY: trust me!
CY: *betrays immediately*

I KNEW I didn’t like that shady bastard for a reason. 🤨 Fake af.

the fact that Xiahou Lian got a permanent face change to disguise himself and lost his gorgeous face forever is the only thing I hate about this novel 😭

I love Garuda so much. 😭💔 What a legend. R.I.P., queen. 🙏🏻

“I think Mr. Bai Liu will be the league champion. What does Mr Bai Liu want to do after he wins the tournament?"
This time it was Bai Liu's turn to be silent, until Du Sanying yawned, thinking Bai Liu had fallen asleep, when Bai Liu suddenly spoke again.
"With that man, lying asleep on a lot of money."

I KNEW IT ✋🏻😭

"I would stay with the one I hate forever until death do us part again”.

not “AGAIN”. 😩 this is such a bai liu thing to say. the only thing he’s obsessed with more than money is xie ta. ☹️❤️

I mean, I knew that Gavilar was THE worst but WOW. That’s a new low. Good riddance! 🚮

well played 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Papa?”
‘One word. Knocking the breath from my lungs and bringing my world to its knees.”

🫢 NO FUCKING WAY

damn, jean-francois wants gabriel’s cookie soooo bad, every other word out of his mouth is a proposition 🥵

okay okay I get it now, this is great 👏🏻👏🏻

Boys, can we not fight each other and fight the evil instead? I mean, infidelity is terrible and I love the drama but that VAMPIRE priest is right there and you’ve yet to even realize 😩

“I will do whatever it takes to achieve my goals. People
like me go to hell when they die. But there is a person who is blind and deliberately wants to provoke me. How can I let him alone enjoy glory, wealth, honor, and groups of wives and concubines? I want him to never
leave me in life or in death.”
HE ACTUALLY CONFESSED TO HIS HUSBAND JUST LIKE THAT OHJGHCNBG 😭

li jinglong: *assigns tasks to everyone*
li jinglong: need money? work for it! 😤
hongjun: what about me?
li jinglong: …go on a date with me? 👉🏻👈🏻

“He looked a question back at Hongjun: What kind of medicine is this?
“It’s his dad’s shit,” the carp yao proclaimed.
“Zhao Zilong! Can you not?!” Hongjun shouted.
“Am I wrong?” the carp yao asked. “Phoenix white is refined from phoenix droppings!”

😭 hongjun’s family is just. special

“You may choose one thing among the treasures of Yaojin Palace to take with you. Anything that you want; say the word, and it’s yours.”
After an expansive silence, Hongjun finally said, “I want my dad… I want you to come with me down the mountain—is that okay?”
my baby 😭💔

Jiang Hu is so sexy with that Sherlock Holmes level of perception of his 🥵

wow. it only took me eight years to realize that jesper has a crush on kaz for the majority of the series. 😑

I’ve been constantly disgusted by this novel from the beginning to the end.

“He’s a man carved from wood, he’s got no conscience to speak of.”

NO WAY. 💀 meatbun must’ve been laughing maniacally writing this throwaway dialogue between two nonames

ohhhh, he’s finally getting back at fen ye, let’s go 😬👏🏼 can’t wait for him to find out that everything he blamed him for and believed about him is a lie and not his fault

fen ye is so stupid i just. cannot stand him

“So maybe it’s dragging a little long, but it’s nothing big, nor is it hard to bear,” said Wu Xingxue.
He regarded this theory as reasonable; after he finished explaining, Xiao Fuxuan’s brows relaxed. Who knew the other party would mutter: “That’s not what you said back then.”

LMAO you made it too easy for him 😩

thank god he’s gonna give birth in his fish form 😪