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Finally finished with Book 1. It's getting very repetitive, our boys are just fighting over who gets which horsie like we're at first grade recess, but with lances and swords.

Okay kids, we're going on canto number 4 or 5, with still 3 or 4 to go, with the same exact battle and players. Let's wrap this up and get to some ADVENTURING (especially since I already know most of you survive anyway, let's just have some fun).

Also, in Marfisa's snarky quips department: "I regret, most deeply, That I've not time to battle 'gainst that boy [Orlando]."

MARFISAAAAAA!

She's got a squire who's her chambermaid?!! And her lance (RIP) is apparently a narwhal tusk?!?!!! (I.XVIII.4: "Marfisa bore a long and massive lance, All wrought of polished bone; twas immense.")

WHERE is my queer fan fiction, who do I send money to immediately?? (And this is before we even get to Bradamante and Fiordispina at the end... make it a fan fic duology, then...)