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Every time I think that I've found my favorite story in this book, the next one slays me even worse. I didn't think any other story in this book could top the shoplifting story... I was so wrong. That was the best prom story I've ever heard in my life and makes me so grateful I didn't go to mine. Lmao

Yo, my boy got his hair relaxed for the first time. Like me, he tried to be tough when he was told "when it says burning, we'll rinse it out but the longer it stays the better. Like me, he also knows what it's like to have your scalp burned off. Lol! That took me back. #relatableaf

I an learning so much about apartheid right now that I didn't even know. I use to think of it just as black people being oppressed by white people but it was even more intricate than that. The government was screwing with everybody's mind no matter your color to keep them fighting against each other in a really smart and devious way. No wonder it lasted so long, my goodness. Freaking diabolical!

Stopping here for the night. Will pick up at Part 2 tomorrow.

Oh My God, Fufi the dog. I'm dying with laughter. That was too funny!

Reading this book is like my childhood through one of those fun house mirrors. I grew up in Haiti, and Trevor's experiences with his mother are so close that it's familiar yet still different enough to be foreign. Like I'm at a point where I'm like "you did that too, so did we". Lol! This is taking me back.

Oh wow! Every time I think this man cannot impress me anymore, he finds a way. He goes from horror to humor to deep wisdom so quickly. I'm so glad I'm finally reading this book.

I am really curious at his family's reaction at reading this book, especially Uncle Dinky. That must have been hilarious!

OMG! I love this woman. I've watched videos of Trevor saying how gangsta his mom is, and that is truly the best way to describe her. She is without a doubt crazy and reckless but women like her are the ones who change the world and in her case without even meaning to. Lol! She cracks me up and terrifies me.

Jesus, I've never read a book so depressing and hilarious at the same time. Imagine living in a city that was specifically designed to be easily bombed in case of a rebellion. Mind blown in horror!

Wow! This woman (Trevor's Mother) is a complete bad ass. Respect! Imagine telling a guy you want a kid and him telling you he doesn't want one, and you responding "who said anything about you wanting kids, I just want your sperm". Lol!

Boy, it's been ages since I've been on here. So, hi guys! Like I posted last time, I discovered the world of HP FanFiction and got addicted. There's just so many, some are just hilarious, others are adorable, while a bunch are downright diabolical and I'm getting such a kick out of them. Time-travel, soul bonds, Alternate universes, I can't seem to get enough, so I'm not back yet and won't be for a while. Sorry!

Tell me that this is not the most adorable thing you've ever seen and I will call you a liar.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
"No, but I broke a nail crawling out of Hell."

Answering the door when you're home alone.

Sorry, I haven't been on Goodreads in a while. I was in the most terrifying book slump I've ever suffered until I accidentally discovered a whole new world, Harry Potter FanFiction.
I am so surprised at how good some of these are. They are really entertaining and some of these writers are very talented. So I'll probably be reading FanFiction for a while until I get bored again.
I'll see you guys later!

I don't know whether to be horrified or simply laugh my butt off at this.

Best thing I've seen all day!

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

Getting into the car has never been more inappropriate.

God bless the creative minds of this world!


This was posted on a school message board.

As if I needed one more reason to love Andrew Garfield, The Amazing Spider-man.

Ok, now THAT's impressive.

I miss 'Psych'.




"So what are you saying?"

Ain't that the truth1

My reaction after reading the last word of the last chapter of the last Harry Potter book:

I made "Let It Go" from 'Frozen' my alarm tone to wake me up in the morning, and I am happy to report that I am so freaking over that song. I swear to God, if I hear it one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.

Problem is even when I can't stand it, when it starts playing, I have to sing along.

Somebody help me, please!

Oh Shit! Talk about the mother of all cliffhangers!

PTDD: (Post-Traumatic Death Disorder)
Oh, Charlie, I've missed you so much.

“DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie.”
— Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen

Funniest thing I've seen all day, yet, at the same time, the saddest.

"Don't worry... Sherlock will start up again soon..."