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The machine that allowed J'onn J'onnz to get randomly brought to Earth from Mars, someone touched some buttons on that, and now he can't maintain his guise as a human being. #Science.

The "Quiet Darkness" saga reaches its conclusion, where the Legion tries to stop Lobo as he kidnaps Aria so she can be used in Darkseid's Gemini Matrix experiments (only makes a little more sense upon reading it)

During some confusing fight sequence where Superman is letting himself get beaten up by a big monster, Wonder Woman seems to enter the fray. She is wielding lightning while riding a flying horse.

J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord Of The Rings" is summarized in a humorous story poem that is written in the form of "whatever happened to this character?"

Alpha Flight has to journey into a dimension occupied by gigantic elemental spirit monsters in an effort to save the soul of Walter Langkowski after the demon masquerading as the hero transformation Sasquatch was destroyed.

Seemingly out of place muralistic splash panel where an on-patrol Batman jumps out of the Batplane.

William Shakespeare's "Richard III" is retold as a series of humorous limericks that play upon its tragic plot.

Alpha Flight has to journey into the spirit realm to save the human soul (AKA Walter Langkowski) of Sasquatch, as they killed the Sasquatch form for being a demon. So Shaman pulls out this big mystical key that will apparently help start the journey...

Caroline Kelley seems to be organizing a new mission with the recently released from captivity Atom, as well as a group known as the "Batboys", although who the Batboys are supposed to be isn't clear, other than they dislike that nickname...

Henrik Ibsen's "The Master Builder" is summarized as the legal argument of a court case that is ruled to be unsolvable because of all the crazy women involved.

Shaman's daughter finds a surprisingly deep connection with her Native Canadian mystic roots and becomes the powerful mystic Talisman. Her, Shaman, as well as Puck and Snowbird travel to 1880s Calgary to stop an evil demon, while Heather Hudson can only stay behind and worry.

William Golding's "The Lord Of The Flies" is summarized in a humorous rhyming poem that concludes no one should be surprised by the book's events who are used to the behavior of boys.

Investigating a mysterious sea monster that's been on a killing spree turns Marinna into a murderous version of herself. Puck doesn't seem capable of stopping her. And even the mighty Namor The Sub-Mariner is being pushed to his limits by her...

"The Pickwick Papers" by Charles Dickens is summarized in a hyphenated run on sentence of brief phrases that give plot points.

Alpha Flight is able to overcome the revenge scheme and mutant fighting skills of Omega Flight (a group of former Alpha Flight trainees led by Guardian's nemesis and former business partner, Jerry Jaxon). But not before damage to Guardian's energy suit causes him to blow up. (spoiler alert, but it's also over 30 years now)

Upon discovering the Joker's amusement park fortress, Batman frees and consoles a captive Commissioner Gordon. Gordon was stripped naked and psychologically tortured with naked images of his gunshot ridden daughter Barbara (this book is uncomfortable to say the least)

While awaiting some company, Barbara Gordon tells Jim Gordon that his stories about the Joker gave her some interesting nightmares.

Snowbird, blinded by a snow storm (in a "snowblind") must battle by herself against an evil natural spirit guy.

Standing outside of a dilapidated theme park he just bought, The Joker is haunted by a memory of better times as a struggling standup comedian with a loving, pregnant wife.

Puck gets a solo adventure as, while being laid up in a hospital for being attacked by Marinna, he stumbles upon a scheme to steal medical pain killers.

An index of things discussed in the book, such as Quentin Tarantino.

Aurora and the rest of Alpha Flight have to fight against automated defense killing machines when they try to rescue Marinna from a spaceship that has melded with a pre-historic man.

A glossary of terms that could be useful to a screenwriter, like the Writers Guild Of America West.

A list of magazines that could be good reading resources for screenwriters.

As Superman returns to Metropolis, Lana Lang reflects that she won't be seeing him for awhile, because he has to help people in the world.

Kate Bishop runs a desperate undercover op at Madame Masque's house to expose her crimes, ends up getting in a lot of trouble and discovering a dark connection involving her rich father....

Writing a stage play could be a good alternative to a writer who finds issue with the approach and input involved in a screenplay.

In the aftermath of a flood in Smallville, the town preacher makes a speech about how these hard moments make you think about the future.

Kate leaves Clint to move to Los Angeles, but ends up getting caught up in a murderous revenge trap by Madame Masque.

In a pitch meeting, if a positive recipient asks about some issue with the script and you don't have an answer, just tell him you'll work on before you meet him again.