astarion's bhaal babe (wingspan matters) > Recent Status Updates

If any of you left comments on my reviews and I'm not replying pls know I'm not ignoring you, GR decided I'm not worthy of receiving comment notifications 🥴

i'm loving this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much

i'm not even close to winning my reading challenge, but you know what? it's totally okay. i've read tons of great books this year, which means i've already won!

you guys wouldn't believe the slump i've been in for the past two months.
i couldn't even pick up a book or check my GR, and the thought of doing it, made me anxious.
i was so used to not reading even though i missed it, i was afraid i wouldn't enjoy it the way i usually did once i tried again.
it took me one long car trip and five espressos to push myself out of it.

and then they say reading is a boring hobby lol

i've never been in so may slump as this year. i swear sometimes they get so bad i find myself wondering if i even like reading.

I'm switching between the English and the Italian edition, and the Italian translation is so bad it makes me wanna cry.

i love it when books have a pun in the title eheh

Theo: How’s your bath?
Winter: Good.
Theo: Just good?
Winter: It was peaceful until you texted me.
Theo: What are you doing?
Winter: Enjoying myself. Go away.
Theo: Send me a pic and I’ll leave you alone.
Winter: What will you do with it?
Theo: Frame it.


THE SWEETEST BOY

The way I keep sighing at Theo's perfection 😌✨

I hope tobias rhodes won't resent me for giving his title away but theo silva is now the daddiest daddy to ever daddy

We hold up one last shot of tequila, and honestly, I need the liquid courage. Our glasses clink as we cheers.
His eyes lock on mine with a level of intensity that screams at me to be careful. And then he says, “I’m going to ruin you tonight.”


MOM CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT THERE'S FIRE IN HERE

“You are incorrigible.”
“Oooh! Incorrigible! Great word. Very Bridgerton. I could role-play the duke if that’s something you’re into.”
“You know Bridgerton?”
“Yes. They even taught me how to read at bull riding school.”
“You read Bridgerton?”
“Stole them from my mom for teenaged spank bank fodder.”


BIG ADORABLE DORK

“Call your dog off, Eaton.”
“Woof!”


He's so ridiculous 😩💛

My order is coming in today and I just realized I accidentally (not being ironic, I legit didn't notice???) ordered a special edition of Fourth Wing and a signed copy of Leigh Bardugo's The Familiar instead of normal copies????

He pulled away to run his lips across her jaw and whispered, "Choose me."



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the feeling of betrayal that smashes your heart when the book order you've been impatiently awaiting all day is delayed

When you're reading 3 books at once and they're all not bad enough to DNF but also not good enough to binge read 😬😬😬😬😬

Ariadne was the very breath in his lungs and his reason to open his eyes every night despite awakening into an agonizing existence without her. He would do it, though, for as long as she needed him to. Until the very end.


Aw poor Azzy baby

my toxic trait is that i immediately take half a star off from books I'm reading every time they make out in the morning before brushing their teeth

Unhinged and cute shouldn't belong together, and yet...🤭✨

So, tomorrow's my birthday and my fiance asked me what I would like as a gift. I told him anything's fine, really, and he sighed and said I'm the most difficult person to give gifts to because I only like books. "If it was for me, I'd buy you a hundred books, but that'd be lame, right? I can't just buy you books."

I can't just buy you books??? YES?? YOU CAN?? AND SHOULD??????

The camera panned out a little more. I released a shaky exhale as a muscular forearm was revealed, covered in tattoos and veins, and, oh god, what was it about forearms that had such a chokehold on me?


1) relatable
2) trying to see how long it takes koisty to get here after i tried to summon her with forearm porn

This must be how Rhys has felt watching Feyre fall for Tambourine

This kinda reads like Bridgerton but with vampires and a dark-ish twist

Who gave Daddy Death the right to be so sexy I wonder

"You've given your heart? Last time such claim had been made it nearly destroyed the bloodline of the House of Kings."
"Then let it burn." - "I'll burn the Ever and start anew if I must. There is no world where she does not own me."


HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😭

hello and happy saturday, my lovelies!
if you're seeing this on your tl: i'm trying to connect with more readers who enjoy romantasy/dark romance books and who are around my age (late 20s and up). if you think we'd have fun chatting books together, feel free to shoot me a FR or leave a comment down here so i can add you ^___^

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Erik "you'll take me slow, but you'll take all of me" Bloodsinger?

“You let me think my family—my parents—were the ones responsible.”
Erik hesitated. “An omission that wasn’t supposed to matter. You were never supposed to matter, but you do. You ruined everything, and I don’t care. Ruin me. Destroy me. As long as I have you.”


FML SIDEWAYS

"Taking a life is no small thing, but doing so to save your own does not make you a monster."
"What if I am?"
"Then you are the most beautiful monster I've ever seen."