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okay. thats enough of that.

she flushed the toilet????? they have flushing toilets???????????????????

full real actual tears streaming down my face wtf

this woman is an actual genius. holy shit. i need to email my former queer literature professor.

does anyone want to go to nebraska with me

books are good…. books are so good and writing is good….. i almost let sarah j maas convince me that was not true….. i can’t believe i almost forgot this is what it’s all about

that’s crazy man. your girlfriend is volunteering for MULTIPLE SAW TRAPS to save you and in the one moment you have to interact with her you’re gonna hump her leg like a dawg and do it raw in some random hallway…….. there’s nothing you wanna SAY? with your WORDS? i’m blaming feyre for this too btw shes too damn horny

so you’re telling me. that this edgelord who is drugging her and making her do nonconsensual sexy dances in public every night…… is ENDGAME? the guy who is fairy pimping her??

i’m imagining her shitty fairy sleeve like that freaky fanart of looksmaxxing jungkook with facial piercings and tats everywhere

THATS THE RIDDLE?? LOVE????? snskskajbenfkdljsnsnf she is truly dumber than a box of rocks omfg

plot is happening guys NOBODY MOVE!

THAT.. !! IS AN COMPLETELY WHACK .. WAY TO WRITE A SEX SCENE..???? THATS WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE GOONING TO????

guys it’s so bad. the writing. it’s so bad

awesome how a book whose whole appeal is hot fairy sexy is really really full of slut shaming. no further comments

this book is so fucking bad. and i’m only halfway through… that’s seven more hours of MY LIFE. OF MY LIFE!!

i can’t even begin to describe to you people how much i DON’T want to hear this 19 year old talk about her aching breasts. there’s not a single part of me that wants to be reading these sentences about her humping this guy’s leg.

that’s craaaaazy man. howls moving castle fanfiction with the serial numbers filed off is crazy.

what the hell, is he kissing her up right now, are they about to kiss?? why? why? what? since when? huh??

oh, good, we’re montaging. no that’s good. great! i love that we’re montaging right now almost halfway through the book. it’s great— it’s totally great. Grape Job! 🍇 ⭐️

“I don’t think born peasants have your diction.” what the fuck are we talking about right now. what the fuck is actually happening. every single character in this book talks with the same diction and tone and vocabulary. does she want me to just imagine that feyre is a better speaker than she is?? cause i’m not going to do that???

why are we giving rando side character 1 a tragic backstory right now. is there or is there not a plot to this book ?

i’ve seen people talk about how much she stole from howls moving castle (the movie) and up until now i haven’t seen it but now…… yeah they’re right. it’s undeniable

gender normativity is a prison and a disease

she’s fucking illiterate oh my god jesus is he gonna teach her how to read good lord there’s no hope for women THERES NO HOPE FOR WOMEN!!!!!!

so is all the lore and character development in this book going to be delivered through conversations Feyre incidentally overhears..? or is she going to actually Do anything

take a shot every time she describes his actions as “more animal than man” and die of alcohol poisoning instantly

“…I couldn’t ignore the sheer male beauty of that strong jaw.” just in case you forgot he’s a MAN and i’m a WOMAN and i have a HETEROSEXUAL crush on him, he’s still a MALE MAN even though MEN aren’t BEAUTIFUL, only WOMEN are called beautiful, MANLY MEN are only allowed to have MALE BEAUTY! jesus.

this shit is so ass