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Scott. My sweet baby 😭

I forget these books are in third person 💀💀

the former catholic school kid in me IS EATING THIS UP

red queen but if Maven wasn’t a douchebag or mentally kidnapped by his mother 💀

Respectfully, this book is incredibly flowery/poetic for it being the voice of two hockey players who have both mentioned they weren’t the best at school

Not saying it needs to be dumb jock writing but it’s a weird juxtaposition considering the last two in this series were not written this pretentiously

Her surviving a rock slide like that is more unbelievable than them fucking in an ambulance. Just saying 💀

WHAT A BOMB TO DROP OMFG

Also fuck Harris

Hey so this is a reminder that suppressing your feelings (grief) FUCKS YOU UP LMFAOOO Carrie, babe, I see you

ITS 1 AM AND THIS BOOK IS STRESSING ME OUT

“In this world, I love you the most.” CARSTAIRS SUPREMACY

Jem 😭😭😭

JEM MOTHERFUCKIN’ CARSTAIRS
AKA Jem “you make me want to write poems” Carstairs
AKA Jem “I would forgive Tessa of anything” Carstairs


The man that you are 👏🏻

WILL JUST TELL HER JFC

*bangs head against wall*

Tessa is lowkey an idiot. And why are there so many scenes with her getting dressed, girl no one cares

Jem should have hit Will harder. Might have knocked some sense into him 😒

Sorry I am a Herondale hater. I cannot stand behind a man WHO THOUGHT A DEMON WAS TELLING HIM THE TRUTH. Bruh. No wonder your great grandson fell for the “clary is your sister” thing, this bloodline lacks critical thinking

Jem majored in yearn and burn and Sophie must have been his study buddy lmfao

God I love Jem sm

…I’ve lost the plot

there is just so much description and world building and nothing else really happening

IT WAS JEMS CAT THE WHOLE TIME 😭😭

Lmfao will asking Tess for a FWB thing bc he knows it’ll push her away bc for some wild reason hE cAnT lOvE

I can’t take him seriously 💀💀

“I have lost everything.” LMFAO WILL PLEASE 💀💀

Sebastian 🤝🏻 Nate except he doesn’t want to fuck his sister (which honestly are they even siblings??? seems sus) and he’s not as smart as Sebastian tbh

Sophie better get a wicked good HEA. I swear to god