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Highlights:
"The only consolation of being the last to go," she admits, "is knowing the people you loved the most won't suffer the way you do in their absence."

Highlights: "And herein lies the cruel paradox of human existence - not that you die, but that all happiness eventually turns against you."😔

"The trip to town has been a complete waste of time, with the exception of her new plunger for the occasional turd that spins instead of going down."😂

Quote: "I am not spending twenty dollars on a candle,” said my mother. Phil pulled her to her feet. She was clearly favoring her ankle and had to lean on his arm. “For twenty dollars, it would have to give me an orgasm every time I lit it.” Phil made a small sound of emotional distres"

Well this book so far is pretty funny even though it's a horror book.

"I didn't think I was a lesbian but then again, the boys in my classroom were gross so being a lesbian might have been the sensible option" Fortunately for all involved I asked Mom about it.😂

"Oh it's a pity, it's a patter, it's a pitter
To lose thy life on the shitter
Oh it's queer, it's a quail, it's a quitter
Who falls down dead on the shitter." How funny this little jig one of the characters sang. 😂