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Smudge couldn’t understand English, but he was perfectly fluent in terror.

“Normal? She repeated. “Yesterday you fed me cake from Wonderland so we could ride your spider into a magical basement and fight a vampire.”


Sounds normal. :D

Oh, this is going to be fuuun.

Pancakes!

This is my introduction to the Welcome to Nightvale series.

"How many passengers?" Luckman said, deadpan.
"Twelve."
"Is that six in back," Luckman said, "and six in -"
"No," Arctor said, "that's eleven in back and the driver sitting alone in front. ..."

I lost it hard at that point. And again, while typing that up.