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Time to pick it back up with my favorite f******ked up family lol

It’ll be weeks on weeks of the most filthy, debaucherous stuff and just when you’re like I’ve had enough of this degenerate, he comes in with this:

„The blankets had fallen off and I stared down at her white back, the shoulder blades sticking out as if they wanted to grow into wings, poke through the skin. Little blades. She was helpless.“

Ok now this is more like it 👍

Ok this is getting a lil too cheezy even for me. Good nighttime read when my brain is a bit slower and in relaxation mode.

Not this book scratching every romantic itch in my body 🥵

More like seediness of yesterday!

I love hearing that Cindy’s hoeing it up!

Bart SMH

The explanation of belonging vs. fitting in 😭

Here we go Dollanganger Gucci gang !!!

Oh wouldn’t you like to know Jory lol

This is one I can’t listen to on 1.5x speed because there’s so much to listen to carefully. Oh how I’ve missed ur voice Brene 🥲

Bart as a demon sounds so dumb 😂

This is supposed to be the “weird one” of the Colleen Hoovers. So far so good!

Birth of an incel 😬

“Can you guess whose child this is?” Think Jory, think!

„Why does my dad look like mamas grandpa?“ lol fucking Jory eh

Wow really glad I’m CF 😢

These fucking kids i swear lol

The amount of times I say omg what?! reading this book

Hamnet laying with his sister wishing they could trade places 😭

„They will look, he is sure, the same. No one will know which is which. It will be easy for Death to make a mistake, to take him in her place.“