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you had me at "Anne Rice meets Umberto Eco"

this tyranny of the cartoony romance book cover will not stand, man. this book is an emotionally devastating masterpiece, why are the WikiHow boys prancing across the cover.

well, this will either exorcise the demonic presence left over by my aborted PhD or give it the strength it needs to finally kill me :)

i've inhaled these too fast to offer any insights on a book-to-book basis, but i would happily live inside Lord Fine's catty little brain forever

I'm just so in love with this world, Pascale could have these crazy kids do anything and I'd be like "makes sense, when you consider the moon, etc."

She also really understands how young 20-somethings work - i.e., everyone starts off dating the wrong person in the friend group and then they all swap.

forgot how funny and cute it is that on the 3rd day Adso is like, "For the sake of a Holy truth and my immortal soul, I must explain to you, my reader, how good I am at dirty talk and fingering"

rereading for book club. at last... the whole squad will finally agree to get matching Fra Dolcino tattoos with me...

i can't remember any y'all's names, but let's get at 'er

no, exactly, ADHD is a superpower (derogatory)
Leo my love, i would follow you into hell

the French Canadian urge to cut straight to the action and build the world through narrative rather than a massive lore dump, en y va putain

truly don't know how i got here but it's 2:30am and this shit is fire

autistic Trekkie vampire meets anxiety-riddled werewolf plant dad, basically this was made in a lab for me.

her toxic abusive ex is a tenured prof who teaches ethics...... literally cormac mccarthy could NEVER

currently reading the saddest book about alcoholism known to mankind, gotta palate cleanse with a horny Spike-esque demon

it's SO important for literature to ask hard-hitting questions like "what if James Bond was a bottom?"

"enemies-to-lovers mystery romance about an awkward Agatha Christie book girlie" was made in a lab for me

i'm gonna need some indication of whether it's chill or unchill for me to ship the 20 year old and the demon pretty soon

there is an unspoken demographic of Anxious Workaholic Femmes Who Left Academia And Now Only Read Fantasy Porn and i would take a bullet for each and every one of them.

i don't think i'm ever gonna read a serious book again

Kolis is only scary to people who haven't interacted with poli sci bros

Attes hive rise up

jla refuses to let anyone forget her MFCs are hottie fat girls and i will never stop respecting her for it.

come on jennifer, i'm bereaved and need to read some absolute filth, let me dissociate

this is medicine

book cover designer pulled a "2004 pride and prejudice director's cut" and didn't read the book

my fall depression read~

when Nali tells me something is good i read it, them's the facts.

okay i'm in. took me a minute, but worth traversing the early stage fumbles that often come with the territory of ambitious, high-concept debuts. let's go linda, take me on a journeyyy

okay purr