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Fuck Jay’s family. This is a good book but ffs they’re insufferable and selfish. I’m sick of them.

This book has no business being as good as it is. I was expecting dumb ocean shenanigans but I got a dysfunctional family and complicated father/son dynamics. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong about a book.

I regret my life choices.

“Why is the average rating so low?” *reads the book* “Oh…oh that’s why.”

Do people really think about sex this much all the time?