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Don’t talk to me about how long it’s taking me to read this but know that in spite of that fact, I’m enjoying it

I am woefully underwhelmed and not even a little bit surprised.

Literally couldn’t see well enough through my tears last night to update this. I have n e v e r in my life cried over a book like this

I’m literally 7% in. Not even two full chapters. I’m already crying. What the fuck, Becka.

I LOVE HAVING MY PROFESSION ACKNOWLEDGED IN BOOKS YES YES YES

There are two authors in this world who can make me like tropes I usually hate: Ali Hazelwood & Elsie Silver

Ali, my love, save me from this reading slump, I beg you.

I love this book more each time I read it

IM SO EXCITED FOR CARA AND EMMETTS BOOK

Look ✋ I need a comfort read okay my depression demands it

“Hallie, baby” 🫶🏻🤌🏻🫦🤰🏻💃🏻🧎🏻‍♀️💫✨⚡️🔥💥☄️

Liz 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 I can’t believe you and also I want to thank you and also break your door down and also hug you and also smack you upside the head and also mow your lawn for you (I’ve never mowed a lawn in my life) and also make sure you stub your toe on every table you walk past also also take a bullet for you probably and also

“Hallie, baby. I’ve got you.” No you don’t understand I am weeping

“Because we aren’t fucking friends” I am going to take a leaping nosedive off of the roof of my four-story apartment building

I fear Liz simply cannot miss

Anyway I love audiobooks

I’m all over the place I’m sorry

Also I recognize I’ve been in the middle of this book for well over a month now. All I can say is it is what it is and I’ll finish it when I finish it. A high fantasy was either going to cure my reading slump or depress me further when I didn’t finish it and unfortunately, it’s the latter

(No spoilers) the universe said “Leah really needs a bone thrown her way” so Barnes and noble sent me this book three weeks early. I won’t post spoilers bc I’m not horrible but I am certain that this book is (1) going to cure my absolutely horrific reading slump and (2) do me in

Low motivation and low time to read = sad Leah and sad reading goal this year