Kylima > Recent Status Updates

This woman’s eating edibles like they’re candy!!! Oh-no! Idk who’s crazier, her or him?

Does this man have any other insult than something that starts with shit?? Like he sounds like my 10yr old little brother

This is a vampire how old??? And he just sued the insult shartstain??? 😒 I don’t know if I have high hope for this one

Had to pause my audio because “am I hearing heavy breathing in the background!?” Omg

Not the damn cat watching that whole scene!
I’m picturing tom with his mouth agape wondering what the fuck his new owner just did!

So you’re saying she had Thor’s Hammer powers but with a bow? Damn 🙇🏽‍♀️

Ok everyone told me this was 5stars but I kinda literally hate everyone in the book. Like everyone. Does this pick up?

6 more chapters till part 3 😮‍💨

It’s taken me 4 days to get half way 🥲🤣 omg it’s so so good but it’s kicking my ass

“Siri, please add the insult “you headstrong fruit loop!” to my note titled WHEN I JUST CAN’T PEOPLE TODAY.

Wow I kinda hate the FMC

Guys takes me out on first date
- 7:30AM ON A SATURDAY 😡 - No Coffee - Flowers I’m allergic to - and finish it off with a car crash all before 8am. Yeah just turn around and bring me home this is so not happening today.

Cayden Veles!!!! The man…. No the KING that you are!!!!!! 🥹🙇🏽‍♀️
TO WAR!!!!

NO! NO FOREBODING OF AN “ACCIDENTAL” PREGNANCY!!!!!! Please no 🙏🏽

Yeah ok big guy… follow me and I will stab you in your stomach!

Guys… I don’t know if I can do this 😭😭😭😭

REREAD TIME!

Okay this is already really good!

Why does this author explain who characters are multiple time? Like side characters no one cares hearing about three times? I know about the side best friend ex fiancée you’ve mentioned… idc

Lincoln seriously be all about don’t you dare judge me for what I don’t have but I will fore sure judge you for what you did have! And it’s not even all true! Like man who’s a little boy pipe down please you’re giving me a headache

I knew it was going to happen but fuck no! I did not just go through all this shit, lay down my fucking life morals and sanity for this little broke ass buddy boy to FUCK THIS ALL UP!

They’re probably about to die but will go out fighting exactly like siblings do!
“I KNOW YOU ATE MY LAST COSMIC BROWNIE!!!!!” Is so fucking funny to me because me and my siblings would totally scream these insults at each other even in the face of death, can’t help it.

What in the demon hunters just happened?

UGHHHH THIS PLACE SUUUCCCKKKKSSS!!! I would literally jump up and pronounce I’m marrying this complete stranger to get out of here!