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MY BOYYYYY

WHATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?! the fact that i knew this probably coming near the end of the book and TJR still managed to get me out of nowhere

i can’t believe they have me rooting for a MAN in a relationship. tjr you’re a magician

#oneshinytoughbitch

princess diana mentioned

NICKI’S A LESBIANNN HELL YA

this narrator needs to be banned from doing accents.

getting rage baited by these stupid fucking sports announcers. “erm actually i think it’s perfectly fine to publicly call a woman a bitch because she dares not to be the sweetest person ever”

“the bitch is back” ICONICCC

BOOO BRANDON RANDALL 🍅🍅🍅
“but he’s married to nina riva” don’t worry girl, that’s not going to stop him

“I am ranked number 2, and you are ranked, what, number 30? So in this case, yes. You are beneath me.” DAYUM

simone, karen, and camilla are the goats of this book

“i wasn’t scared of regretting not having a child but i was scared of regretting having a child” speak on it queen. karen’s #1 fan right here

“you can’t claim the high ground when you go around throwing other people and their families under the bus” daisy don’t make me side with a man

“women will crush you. i suppose everybody hurts everybody but women always seem to get back up. you ever notice that? women are always still standing.” ya well maybe you need to fucking grow a pair and learn how to stand up.

MICK RIVA JUMPSCARE “he could really get a party over control” ohhh do i know it

never in my life have i been this supportive of a woman forgiving and taking back a man not once but TWICE

camilla and karen are the baddest bitches to ever bad bitch

i keep forgetting these aren’t real people

“if i had any interest in being a dad, i’d go home to my kids” GAGGED

doing deep breathing exercises to quell the need to beat the living shit out of a fictional man

“i know you like i know my own soul” HE SAYS TO HIS DAUGHTER HE DIDNT RECOGNIZE 30 SECONDS AGO

“it was not so easy to recognize your own children after 20 years away” oh who would’ve fuckin guessed mick

“surfer girl paul revere” crazy work

“that makes sense, girls are hot” so true ricky

KIT I COULD SMELL YOUR LESBIANISM FROM A MILE AWAY GIRL