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“remember step one, statements of meaning” transported me back to a painting 2 critique with my queen carrie ann baade

every time i turn the page to a man’s perspective i get pissed off

they already won me over saying lesbian in the first few pages

ok whyyyy are we comparing your mother with your lover…

not disliking it by any means, but something about the writing is kinda irritating me so far… we shall see

our mumsssss

mum and mama 😭😭😭😭😭😭

MAMAAAA 😭😭

ABBEY TAYLOR 😭😭😭

the way the word joey left the narrators mouth and i ripped off my headphones and threw my phone down and just sat here trying to collect myself

i don’t have the tolerance for little shits to deal with jack like this. this book is one giant does of birth control omfg

“as frex regarded the lot of them, likely convinced that abbey had moved an entire asylum into his home”

“no, i begged her to” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT

“you’ve got the lord on your side, what the hell do you need me for” bros eating them tf up

“just that i like christians even less than i like outlaws” HA

“that poor animal, cursed by its own beauty. butchered and plated for consumption by small men made angry when beautiful things dared to exist outside of their possession.”

i need all of these men to die slow painful deaths

tongues and teeth reference #3

“no i won’t think of you in the dark. i won’t think of you at all.” consider my jaw on the floor, literally so fucking cruel

“every once in a great while, when the dullness of it all is just a bit too much, you’ll think of me. late at night when you can’t sleep and your husbands snoring, you’ll dust the memory off from the corner of your mind.” alexa play good luck babe

genuinely giddy listening to joey not able to even look at abby dressed up

WHORE POLE?! had to pause the book to collect myself after that one

DOOMSTICK, CAVE DWELLER, DEEP DIVER, TUNNEL TAKER, GORGE GRABBER?! STOP IT.

these kids are a little too accurate, they’re so fucking annoying