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i neeeeed these ladies to do some witchcraft and make every single one of these mfs pay

astonished at the voice acting in this audiobook when it comes to labor noises

gag #2 :D, shout out to the eels

the amount of points in this book i’ve reached and been like “oh this has to be the climax, this is crazy” and then checked my progress and realized im barely halfway D:

“well, what’s god ever done for us anyways”

rosemary’s baby mentioned?!

tallahassee mentioned D:

guy too, lemme at him

put me in a ring with minnie and roman and let me at them, i stg

justice for hutch!! idk what they did to him but i know they did something

“it was kind of fun, in a necrophile kind of way” PARDON ME

genuinely on the verge of tears over bobbie right now

i love the fantasy boy mom representation

“gangbanged to death by skeletons” INSANE line

“lesbian death cult” <3

“lesbian death cult” <3

i can physically feel my heart breaking right now, i’m so heartbroken

i never realized how religious 12-step programs are and it’s kinda pissing me off

“Sometimes I think that’s what love is. Giving each other matching scars.”