liv’s Reviews > Bloom Town: Genesis > Status Update

“no, i begged her to” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT

“you’ve got the lord on your side, what the hell do you need me for” bros eating them tf up

“just that i like christians even less than i like outlaws” HA

“that poor animal, cursed by its own beauty. butchered and plated for consumption by small men made angry when beautiful things dared to exist outside of their possession.”

i need all of these men to die slow painful deaths

tongues and teeth reference #3

“no i won’t think of you in the dark. i won’t think of you at all.” consider my jaw on the floor, literally so fucking cruel

“every once in a great while, when the dullness of it all is just a bit too much, you’ll think of me. late at night when you can’t sleep and your husbands snoring, you’ll dust the memory off from the corner of your mind.” alexa play good luck babe

WHORE POLE?! had to pause the book to collect myself after that one

DOOMSTICK, CAVE DWELLER, DEEP DIVER, TUNNEL TAKER, GORGE GRABBER?! STOP IT.