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For class. Ugh.

Very high-key manipulative.

High-key manipulative.

Booooo!

And now he’s mad.

Really not sure why she’s mad at him. She just dropped into a stranger’s house first thing in the morning with no notice a month after being invited and is annoyed he seems uncomfortable?

Oy.

Oh, now we’re going to play Tug of War.

What.

Oh, good grief.

I guess Nadia’s ok too, other than the whole “Why didn’t you stab the nice man more times?” and the “Why don’t you marry the guy who thinks he owns you? Sure, he doesn’t respect you at all, but at least he hurts you for your own good”. Those I could do without.

So far I’ve been given no real reason to dislike the vampires and no real reason to like the people from her kingdom. The only people who have been nice to her are her dad and the “bad guy”.

I mean… Do we really need him to be spared? Really?

Charge him with treason? Assault? Asshole-ery?

Honestly, I’m all for whatever gets Commander Killjoy as far away as possible.

Can we arrest him for treason? Muzzle him? Something?

Is Killian going to be around long? Because he’s already very on my nerves.

This… doesn’t seem YA…

That’s not upselling, that’s theft.

I agree. Thank goodness.

Oh, come on, don’t do this.

Well…