Sherri Keller > Recent Status Updates

Obviously I stopped reading this book quite some time ago. I'm going to give it another shot soon.

I'm sorry, but where the fuck is Tyrion, and why the fuck should I care about any of these other people? Goddamnit, even Brienne is boring in this book!

As much as I hate to do it, I have to scale back my reading goal for this year. Between the house and work, there is no way I could catch up on the 27 books I was behind. Seriously, I've read half a book since October. I am so ashamed...

"Once upon a time, a mouse, a bird, and a sausage, entered into partner- ship and set up house together."

A SAUSAGE! I love how ridiculous these fairy tales are.

This book is not holding my interest like the previous three did.

I can't tell you how many times I've been too lazy to walk home, so I just built myself a carriage instead.

Still alive! Buying a house that needed a ton of work really put a dent in my reading time. Now I'm 22 books behind in my 2012 goal. ARGH. I'm still determined to meet my goal, even if I have to stay awake until January. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

Oh, btw, I also adopted a dog from the shelter! His name is Louie, and he's a maniac, but we love him anyway.

This book is taking me forever. I just can't get into it.

Mmm... ligatures.

"Her sex" is not an appropriate substitute for "vagina".

"his blond coat shinning in the morning sunshine"

You mean shining.

Ssh! D'you want to get sued?!

The story is interesting so far, but the book really needs an editor to bring it up to a professional level of writing. I've found several errors so far. This sentence is on page 16: "A chill passed threw her body just thinking about those times."

Never meet your heroes.

The story is great so far, but some of the dialogue is a little unrealistic. It feels like Juno with cancer.

p.55: "When I was less than a year old, my parents had me christened at the church of the forty Virgins in adonis. Nobody had thought of asking me first."

p.55: "When I was less than a year old, my parents had me christened at the church of the forty Virgins in adonis. Nobody had thought of asking me first."

I'm not sure what I'm reading.

I'm not sure what I'm reading.

"You know nothing, Jon Snow."

She's worse than that fucking crow from the second book.