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time in this book feels so unreal idk how long it’s been but apparently it’s supposed to have only been like a week???? there’s no way bro

“hunted” seems like a typo? perhaps she meant haunted? idk

“i’ve also never seen charlie this uninhibited and im drunk on the power.” there’s another couple i know who’s like this… 🧐 i couldn’t possibly put my finger on it (HOLLANOV)

“from the mixed up files of mrs basil e. frankweiler.” i JUST saw a video about this book!!

COUSINS. and what if i said i called this

she’s said this a bunch of times before but it’s only really clicking now: “magnets” like the hit niki song from her 4th studio album buzz???

another man? i’m done reading for the night

baby disintegrating gif, like, x3

THIRD book to mention adirondacks??? is there some sort of conspiracy i’m unaware of??

the way both instances have involved water

“i don’t know why it’s so hard for me to accept this can’t be anything.” you can’t just casually say that???,!,$;?)!;

eye twitching

“i have incredible focus when im interested in something.” so… i know what you are

“people really just do that? move to italy to paint?” girl ive met people who’ve moved for less (ok technically more bc they loved it there but yeah)

“demented their weekly cacio e pepe.” you know that’s just cheese and pepper right? (inside joke)

“have you heard of MOM.” “that woman who works at the bookstore? i think so. why?” GODAMMIT THATS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

“hoping i come across as human, raised by other humans.” yeah

“probably why she’s been know to throw books across the room.” that’s the best part of reading a book though?? if i had a physical copy of heated rivalry i FOR SURE would have thrown it

WAIT STOP THE LIGHTS…. just read THAT scene and im listening to champagne for my real friends and the line “with your backless black dress soaked to the skin” THAT’S LITERALLY NORA WAIT AHHH

unrelated but i love fall out boy

“does it get smutty? lots of fan fiction gets smutty.” LMAOOO

WHAT. short circuiting but perhaps in a good way

🙂

“charlie’s thumb slides over my wrist absently.” sir.

imagine if she made a reddit post about this *ahem, just for the summer, ahem*

“and their cherry farm in michigan.” 🚨🚨 also isn’t henry from michigan?

cool so i’m just unable to see the work “canary” without immediately thinking about i’ve got all this ringing… there are worse things i guess

“i can be one of the guys, so long as the guys in question have a favorite song from les mis. otherwise im hopeless.” ok so literally me fr

no fucking way 😭

all of this over email, mind you