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Oy vey

Another prediction vindicated, still feeling like shit

Me, vindicated for my gayccusations, feeling like absolute shit

I can’t believe I’m having to side with my enemy frank. The decisions that Cassie has made to snowball to this point are… something

Loved him? Him?

This feels like one of those scenes where I feel like the character is gonna wake up from a dream. Also for some reason I feel like I’ve read this before? Weird all around

Everything will not go back to normal bc you are impersonating someone who never existed 😜

Also like yeah I get the town fuck Whitethorn House+legacy

Wait lol she’s actually pissing me off so bad you don’t actually KNOW these people ur relationship is based on a LIE bc you’re impersonating their friend WHO IS DEAD literally lol

Hey why is everyone dumb and bad at making decisions

My deep fear of guns would maybe not make me useful here I would’ve buried that thing on first sight and I def would’ve told frank about it idc if it gets my new fake friends in trouble

Fuck this town

Everyone’s gay case closed put me on the force

Every 2 pages Cassie has the realization what she’s doing is messed up. Yuh huh

Throwing strays at your own dead doppelgänger who was in fact killed by “one little cut”

Never really crossed my mind that these people went through sm traumatic and by impersonating their friend I’m gonna make their lives a lot more complicated once I’m done, but that’s showbiz baby

If I was writing this and I just wanted to make it as ridiculous as possible I’d make Sam the killer

Right culty friend groups enchant me too. Hey what

Me when I take for the love of the game too far

Bro fuck frank? Genuinely? Stupidest idea I’ve ever heard actually and he’s gaslighting everyone into thinking he’s smart and they’re all just being little bitches. Sm I would’ve come up with in high school and once I thought about it for more than 5 mins would’ve been like hm a lot of plot holes here. Bad cop.

Actually just lol’d, why can’t they come up with a single cohesive plan this is life or death boys

My eyes glaze over when any sort of positioning in battle is mentioned bc my mind absolutely cannot conjure that image I’m so sorry

“The advice is good!” Words that shouldn’t be uttered by any man in this story

Arthur and Quincey join the fray of gay pairings

There isn’t a single man with a braincell in this entire book it’s actually astonishing. Dracula is not sneaky AT ALL and every man is like hm odd ugly old fellow, lol moving on

Jonathan the fool is back and foolish as ever

#19thcenturygenderpolitics

Van helsing is insane. Does not cushion the blow at all, just straight up goes hey I’m pretty sure ur dead fiancé might actually be a vampire can I cut her head off? And then is like hey don’t get mad at me I’m trying to protect you when people say he’s an asshole

This def had them gagged in the 19th century

Everyone say sorry to Jonathan for calling him pathetic when all along he’s just been through something scary (it’s me I’m everyone but also he’s dumb as a brick)