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I AM SICK TO DEATH WITH POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!!! SPECIFICALLY HARRY POTTER ONES!!! Leave me THE FUCK ALONE 🤬

Every other page has “my brother”, “my sister” before saying something nasty. It was just off putting as hell.

4.25

4.5

I went to Oxford University ≠ You lived in London?!?

🤦🏽‍♀️

We all love a solid grovel but u need to make the characters make sense.


Make it make sense.


They don’t.

These ppl are behaving and talking about sex and relationships with all the grace of pubescent 14 year olds.

“Panic grabs onto me, refusing to let go. He owns this school, and all the people in it, everyone except me. He doesn’t own me.”

Umm with what???? His charming good looks??? Are u fr. This is university/college not school. If he had a shit tonne of money sure I might believe he controls it but controlling the school with his looks 🤷‍♀️. My brain 🫠

This is a wattpad book. 100%. You cannot tell me otherwise.

Precious updates are notes to self for context. Yes ur dumb 🫡

Also. I’m absolutely baked rn. Like affffff.

I’ve read books 1 and 2 and started book five bc it was the only one I was actually actively excited for. But after meeting the Hero I feel like I want to know more about him and his villainousness. I want to spend time with him. So I’ve stopped at 5% of Take, but I don’t want to spend too much time away from that story so I won’t start at disclaim, I will take a massive step back for devastate.

This is gearing up to be an all time favourite.

*sighs* can’t be a chick-lit without a dedicated harry potter scene 😑

Omg. I meant elena. I’ve been watching the Johnny Depp trial for too long

Chapter 17. Omg. Elaine is so fucking hot.

They communicate so welll. Ahhhh. I’m in love.

Omg I love love love reading about mature characters who have had life experience, but are also still v young and have so much life left to live. I’m over teens and early 20s romances. 30 is the the new 20 ppl, get with it. 😉🤣

Anyways. This is making me giddy af. I feel like I’m falling in love alongside these characters and I’m l i v i n g. And I’ve barely made a dent in this so far.

As someone who is from a Bristol somewhere in this world, ‘Brist’ is not a nickname. It’s Bris babe.

Wth. They’ve barely interacted enough to begin to like one another let alone him already being in love w her already. Whhaaa??

The pace of this is excruciatingly slow……….

Ummmmm… so the derogatory manner in which fat women are spoken about is really not cool.

I feel like I’ve already gone through the beginning middle and even gone through the third act crisis already so I don’t know why the hell there’s still more than 3/4 of the book left?!?? I am confusion.

I really dislike reading about 18 yr old protagonists. But this book has a really high rating and I’ve really enjoyed other books by this author so I’m giving it a shot.

There are so many characters in losing track of them.

Omg. The proposal speech her mother gives, swoon. Oh that hit hard.

Also this scene with her being scared of the cat is wayyyy too YA for this book and has ruined the vibe.

Adding on to the vibe change earlier w the Harry Potter references.

Authors, Pls stop making pop culture references.
- Thanks. Ur readers.

Ps. Especially not Harry Potter references. We do not stan TERFS in this house.