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THE VIBES ARE UNMACHED

Why are people hating it no no no don't do this to me

All of my favorite tropes?? Gurl

Rereading.
My Comfort people

CRYING, SHITTING, THROWING UP

“How long have you lived here?”
“A few months.”
“And how long have you had it?”
“About five years. It took a year to build.”
That was a long time. Stepping closer to the railing, heart racing at the nothingness beyond, she gripped the blanket. “Why not live here before?”
He turned his neck to look at her. “You weren’t here.”

Abused heroine x psychopath is one of my faves honestly

WHY ARE CRAZY CHARACTERS ONE THAT I RELATE TO THE MOST?!

"Was she as empty as he felt? He wondered. Did nothing stir in the depths of her? Did she toss and turn every night, lost in apathy? Did she loathe waking up in the mornings because it made her confront how vacant and purposeless her life was?"

i cant believe they got the third book....

I have NEVER been so uncomfortable while reading a book before ew ew ew

These nicknames are making me 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Maybe she should stop writing maf romance

“Tell me who or what I need to kill,”

Sir, I'll be your whor-

Let me get this straight: if a guy I made up in my head and fantasized about for years appeared in flesh on a vacation on a little dangerous island I would run for my life.
This bitch really ain't getting any strange vibes, especially since she 'hallucinated' about him when she was drugged.really.
Run bitch

It's dual 1 pov but without names at the beginning of the chapter ugh! why did she do this

I can't believe she wrote this. SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING

I lifted my hands to make a shadow puppet of a bunny. A big wolf appeared and snapped its jaws.
“Don't eat me!” the bunny squeaked. The wolf closed around it, gobbling. “Hey!”
“I’m not eating you.” His voice was teasing. “I just want a taste.”
“Okay,” I said, breathless. “You can have a taste.”

I'm liking it too much 👀👀👀🤔🤔🤔

umm... what the fuck

This mf just shot the husband, I thought he was the love interest the whole time... Wtff

I forgot how much I like romance like this...

Mental

SANDY BOUGHT HER TICKETS FOR SPAIN HE IS SUCH A NICE FRIEND I'M CRYING
THE INLY MAN THAT DESERVES RIGHTSSS

She was just r4ped by his friend and he gave her the money and told her to get tf out I mean what the actual fuck-

I wish Q would tie me to his bedpost and leave me there to die like a disposable curvy decor becuse I'm only an ugly decor I other peoples lives

I wish Q would slap me like he slaps Tess around, then at least I would feel something

Q is so fucking dramatic... Like bro, just find yourself sexually compatible woman why are you overreacting so much about your kinks lol

I forgot that Tess is literally one year older than me. These authors need to stop equalling 20 in fiction to 28 in real life

when i start rereading these two i know im in a really fucked up place mentally and i need all comfort they can give me

Toxicity wrapped up nicely

“You foolish girl, all you had to do was read the correct passage.”
My hackles bristled. “Here’s a passage for you, straight from the Gospel of Tinsley: Thou shalt fuck off.”

I swear these two are literally Kova from OBS and Valley from 56

“Have you ever been inside of a church?”

“I once took an Anusara yoga class in the house of a well-known witch coven.”

FINALLY! Thank you queen!!!