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Also Julia gives wine mom vibes. Well I’ve been kidnapped but at least there’s wine!!!! 🤪

I thought this would be good because elodie Harper gave it a blurb so I’ve been sticking it out but…. idk about this it’s very cliche romantacy ish (without the fantasy?) and cringe and insta lusty and I don’t even like enemies to lovers it’s always too obnoxious and unbelievable in my mind and I’ve never even read an elodie Harper book so why did I just blindly trust her opinion???????

Is she actually that nice???? Or is that the metaphor. That this guy just sees her as A Very Nice Girl bc he’s not really seeing her?????? Did I have an intelligent thought just now or is that dumb

Why is Kip’s voice sound so dopey in the audiobook???? Idk how much longer I can take it 🥴

I get the feeling this is more of a vibes than plot kinda book but I’m bored

I really want to get back into fantasy books but I have no attention span lately will this be a good way to ease myself back in?????

This is very not good idk why in determined to finish it (at 4x speed 😀)

This is getting so repetitive and a bit… pathetic???? I’m sorry

This man drinking a hot chocolate with extra whip cream ever morning is giving Michael Scott asking Pam for a cup of cream extra sugar and getting confused when she puts coffee in it 🥴

I’m sure this is objectively a good book but rn I’m mad at it bc it’s making me very sad and I want to rate it badly for hurting my feelings

I know Ali writes an entertaining story and I’m probably burnt out or have the worst attention span but this is one of those where they keep jumping forward and backward in time and present day they keep coming 🤏 THIS CLOSE to discussing whatever it is that happened in the past AND I CANT TAKE THESE LITTLE CRUMBS OF INFO JUST TELL ME NOWWWW I’m so impatient and little brained

Would a little subtlety kill u Hannah? He can’t just be trusted… just like my dad…. He did me wrong… just like my dad…… He abandoned me JUST LIKE MY DAD.

“Some days you’re the dog, and other days you’re the bone” I love this

DECLAN DO NOT BE CHARMING. OR BE CHARMING TO SOMEONE ELSE. WE DID NOT GO THROUGH ALL THIS WITH ELLIOT JUST FOR YOU TO SWING IN.

THE ENDING. MHAIRI U ARE RUTHLESS

Mhairi is an ARTIST she’s got such quotable lines and makes simple seeming situations devastating but also with some hilarity mixed in

I love this narrator she’s so funny

what why are they separating???? 😩😩😩

This narrator sounds like Jennifer Coolidge

This was free but I still would like to demand a refund

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE “FEEL GOOD” BUT RN THE FMC’S CRUSH IS SORTA DATING HER SISTER’S HOT FRIEND AND THAT IS JUST MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF (bc I AM the main character) SO WHAT THE HECK (I may be emotionally fragile atm)

Very annoyed with myself bc I had to wait for MONTHS for this book on Libby and I know it’s going to be good but I also know lil Betty is going to break my heart and I am not emotionally stable enough for that at the moment 😀

sorry I’m bored and have no attention span these days

anyone else ever start 4 different books in one day bc nothing is holding ur attention???? no? only me? ok.

Hey cool I got this approx 52 minutes early on Libby (except I don’t remember what happened in the first two books 😬)

If they say “oh my heck” one more time 😤👊

This girl definitely went to BYU

had high hopes for this one but it was just meh. so many mid reads lately maybe I’m just in a bad mood or something 🫠

Really thought Elfhame was created by Holly Black and I’m like wait… is this a cruel prince collaboration!!?!?? Turns out Elfhame/Elphame is an actual historical folklore place who knew. Sad we will not be seeing Jude or Cardan