Emily R. > Recent Status Updates

I feel like I’m watching a train wreck, but with one eye closed 🫣. I’m holding my breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop, and I feel it will be more of a thug than drop. I can tell where this is all going, and since I’m not done yet, let me see if I’m right.
Margot and Sophie hook up and she’s very close to losing her husband and She will get caught in her lies.

Where are you? Texas ⭐️

Was not expecting that. Chapter 39.. grotesque and shocking. This book is nothing what I thought. It’s hard to believe these Housewives were able to kill a Vampire the way they did. 🔪 🩸 🦴 🧛‍♀️ They really we’re “Slaying” a vampires like the title says. I’m kinda grossed out right now too

Damn! Didn’t realize how self absorbed Patrick is.

Was going so well, until the Wedding Swap. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I couldn’t get on board with that “twist”, Nope. Let me give up my bougie wedding and give it to your brother? Just not realistic in my eyes.

Half way through the Audio and I just love listening to him read his own book. I read The Guncle and loved it, then read it again and loved it even more! 😂 He just has a way with words.

Started: January 3rd

Food references: Margarita 🍕

Quotes:

The terror and thrill of todays events, was outward-bound. Outward-bound with these other TRAVELERS who, just like him, had opted for actual ideas over the empty rituals of the modern college experience. They might be strangers, but they all had that one very rare thing in common and it was enough. Or so he hoped it would be.

It was like being permanently in that glorious, fleeting state at the start of the evening- the glittering hour,