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I want a husband like Ephraim!

Longest book ever

I hit the sweet spot in the story

TS;TL 🙄(⊙_◎)

Damn, this thing is slogging on. Even with the audio.

MORTIFER! I missed you, buddy!

What a pathetic coward Brode is. I can't even feel sad for him.

Poor bastard

Internal hard eyeroll @ their special words. Much too long. Would be simpler to click heels together and say "There's no place like home".

I had to put this down for awhile. It was a bit juvenile, and really wasn't working for me. I've picked it back up. I'm still not thrilled, but for now I'm not DNFing it.

Everything I've been reading lately is boring!

Don't be spineless! I will hate you much if you disappoint me.

The European cover is SWEET!

They are staying in the room and hotel that Stephen King came up with The Shinning. At the moment they turn and see a glowing figure in the bathroom my son walks silently next to me and the floor creaks. I screamed and jumped up out of my chair. HA! That was fun! Made my son smile. Nothing beats scaring mom without even trying.

Almost halfway and it feels like everything is moving fast to a closure. BUT I'm only HALFWAY. This is a wild ride!

ooo! Looky what just showed up from Overdrive.

*snuggles C.J.*
"Tell me a story..."

...but Cleoc shot them a look so savage that Grey made a mental note to study it later, to figure out how to create the expression on her own face...

Whoa! Sounds like Grey is a psychopath if she has to practice expressions.

I'm late! I'm late! I know, I know! Moonfall released today, June 2, 2026 and I'm just now cracking open my ARC.

oh fuck! Yea Buddy!

Dammit. Lunch break is over. Remind me why I have to work?

Dual authors. I wonder who writes the sex scenes because HOLY HELL!

Lee is THE perfect man. Why stick around with him when there's probably a POS around the corner waiting to upheaval her life and make a good story?

uh oh! Well, here's a twister I didn't see coming.

That was sad! I guess we had to have that TSTL episode in order to have this moment. Forgiven.

ok, this is absolutely stupid. Whatever.

Getting sloppy. First Loren had to get ready for work, but she's at school now. I thought she only worked on the weekends.

There's a big hole regarding Sabrine being held captive. I hope this hole gets filled, otherwise I might have to deduct a star. It can't be ignored.