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Huh? There's pictures?!!

😮

It's been 6 years since I've visited this world. I'm overdue. Time to wrap up my feelers nice and tight so all the pieces won't be shattered too far.

“It’ll be fun, he says...” Abigail sarcastically reiterated Gideon’s
comment between laboured breaths.
“I’ll admit it got a little out of hand.” Gideon frantically waved off two
fourth years walking by.
“A little? Gideon, there’s a fully grown Hydra on the other side of this
door!” 😆

oops

It's Russia. It's piss ass cold. Why aren't the humans wearing gloves? They keep making cold hands a big deal. You knew you were going to Russia. You could have grabbed some gloves at the airport.

"Anji blinked. The Hawk was ancient. Not a day younger than sixty."

*blink blink blinkblinkblinkblink

Is this a kissing book?

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a red-haired giant wielding a cudgel
burst forth from a huge old oak tree on the back of a twelve-foot white tiger.
Trust me.

A mighty twist that I honestly did not see coming.

My first non-vampire Kristoff book, and I'm here to tell you he's so good no matter what he writes.

Laughing out loud at lunch. Vigga taking a piss is just too funny.

I can tell Baptiste is going to be my favorite character. You better be good to her, Mr. Joe! No jumping off cliffs!

Holy sh*t

This book is brilliant

aaah, yes. Love this writing.

"Taz My Cat -- full name, there -- curled on the cushion over my shoulder"

This is cool because I had a cat named Tazmania (Taz) that I got when I lived in Montana.