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A court of breast milk and blue balls.

Az is the human form of a linkin park song. Its not a compliment

This book sucks so much. I technically never finished it. I dnf it at 77% like 6 years ago. I couldn't handle how many times she said Mate.

I'm doing a reread.

I did the graphic audio until the "big meeting" which turned out to be brunch. Back in like June, it was so stupid I stop reading. Its less then a week from the new release so I'm like just try Emily, so I just jumped to where I left off years ago.

God damn it donut

I still can't remember the crew members names, why I should care about the "big thing" and I know it's like what if the women was the very strong silent type, and the guy is the one more "I'll heal your trauma" troupe main females tend to be, but he literally caused the trauma?
Maybe I missed something?

You're bringing honey into this? Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants

God help me, I'm going to finish this book

What am I reading? Why isn't she given a gun as she's part of the security guard? Is this not America?

Fury asking big life questions like "What if revenge was just eating pussy really well?"

Ya really gotta turn off your brain for this one....

I like reading older books just to see the progress we've made on sex positive things... but some things we really miss the mark.

I think ill have to suggest this to everyone to read haha the roller-coaster of it all, is perfect

Girl gets better training for hand jobs, then I got for any job I ever day... 2 weeks! Jeez

It's def a book about vibes not logic. But its nice to see a female MC buy a gun for once haha

Asking that age old question - how many cock piercing can you have before it's trashy? I have yet to find a limit

I wonder what kind of dick piercing he's going to get it

I'm restarting it, because I felt like graphic audio version would help smooth over some of annoyances I felt with the OG audiobook like never really knowing who was talking...

Gotta say I'm really, REALLY over FMC whose personality is "clumsy"

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who is suffering with all the constant questions. 😵‍💫 someone kill me please.

Bikers fighting AGAINST drugs? What