Beth Morvant > Recent Status Updates

DNFing because I don’t care.

Omg!! Her having to get her son out of a stall that someone is currently occupying in a public bathroom… BEEN THERE 😂💀

STOP KILLING OFF PEOPLE DAMN IT

Girl, he’s married 🙄

I wish it was darker. Idk it was entertaining enough I guess.

I forgot how boring this one is.

I am creeped the hell out.

These idiots are truly getting on my nerves.

Mike is so desperate.

The way the female narrator giggles sounds stupid. Like stop. This isn’t a grade school novel, ma’am.

I’m gonna puke.

Low key weird reading a Sager book that’s in the perspective of a dude. Kind of miss the girly pops

So much skinny shaming.

I swear to Taylor Swift that if this chick doesn’t ditch this dick I’m gonna SCREAM.

Proposed after dating for one month.
Engaged for three months & wedding is in 10 days.
JUST NOW about to meet his parents who dislike you and this entire situation.
And the only thing you’re worried about is you lost your engagement ring. Honestly, that’s probably the universe telling you to wake up.

GIRL PLEASE WAKE UP.

“He can’t be a killer. My Ted Bundy radar can’t be that off.”

Ma’am. You yourself are a murderer. 🙄 blinded by his eggplant I see.

3.75 stars.

The first half is BORING!!! But the second half and the twists really changed the game. Otherwise it would have been a two star, no doubt.

“He was pushing Persephone back into me”

Immediate ick.

As someone who’s lost a sibling (actually two) I would never think “let me fuck their boyfriend so as his junk is going inside of me, it would be like pushing my sister back inside me”

Get the heck out of here.

What’s the point in a fake dating trope, if the characters are getting each other off before the fake dating even begins?

Georgie’s family low key sucks.

This is dragging, that’s for sure. I had a feeling it would tho, because the Silent Patient was also super slow. Let’s hope it picks up.

I’m sorry, but if I were to run into my ex in a store, ESPECIALLY after my current boyfriend just took me to pound town on the kitchen wall, I would not be saying “looking as handsome as ever”
Lia is so annoying at this point.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop making all these fictional men have logs for dicks. Let’s be realistic please.

“You’re too big.”

Say sike right now.

I had no idea this was a series. Until I felt like she was writing about things I was clueless about. Oops.

So you’re on vacation. Weird shit is happening and you just stay… on vacation. You don’t leave to go find phone service. Leave to the city where more people are?! You just stay in this rural area, on vacation. Clueless. Ok.

Is he…. What I think he is?

‘If she let him French kiss her, would he stop begging her to come to Sunday dinner with his mother?

I’m sorry, is she 12?! What grown adult still says “French kids”

The speed at which her nipples hardened caused Ginny to blink rapidly.


I’m sorry, 👆🏻 what?! 💀

So this girl meets a literal vampire last night. Barely even questions it. Five minutes after meeting, they’re both essentially obsessed. So much so, that vampire boy sends a bodyguard during the day (sunlight thing) who also happens to be a vampire slayer but somehow works for vampires?! But wait. The bodyguard chick disappears out a window. Poof. And Ginny doesn’t even question that either?! Okaaaay sure.

I feel like this may be too “insta love” for me. Insta obsessed, maybe? Is that a thing?