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Eli H is 88% done with The Queen of Attolia (The Queen's Thief, #2)

sick and twisted! HAHAHA

— Sep 07, 2026 10:29AM Add a comment

Eli H is 15% done with The Queen of Attolia (The Queen's Thief, #2)

Evil and demented woman…HALLELUJAH! We are so back

— Aug 11, 2026 11:09AM Add a comment

Eli H is 38% done with The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1)

One third of this book goes by before we start to hear about what THE THIEF might be stealing. Until and since then, it’s been roads, roads, roads. Why do I do this to myself

— Aug 08, 2026 05:07AM Add a comment

Eli H is 50% done with Shuggie Bain

*after countless horrid encounters with men* okay, but this one is definitely going to pan out

— Jul 23, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

Eli H is 50% done with Shuggie Bain

Ok after a brief period of shock and horror I am back. It is wild reading this with Young Mungo in the back of my head

— Jul 15, 2026 10:03PM Add a comment

Eli H is starting Shuggie Bain

Oh my god

— May 28, 2026 07:33PM Add a comment

Eli H is starting Piranesi

Oddly similar to the relationship I built with the AC unit in my covid isolation room

— May 25, 2026 10:52AM Add a comment

Eli H is 66% done with It Lasts Forever and Then It's Over

Oh my god

— May 16, 2026 03:22PM Add a comment

Eli H is on page 415 of 518 of Tess of the D’Urbervilles

I feel like the biggest fool. Stonehenge is literally on the cover of my edition. And I couldn’t put two and two together. I hope that fever comes back and GETS Angel.

— Mar 02, 2026 08:08AM Add a comment

Eli H is on page 415 of 518 of Tess of the D’Urbervilles

I’m killing all men except that dairy farmer

— Feb 25, 2026 05:44PM Add a comment

Eli H is starting The Age of Innocence

“damn that woman for making me aware of my feminist principles.” <3 him tho

— Jan 27, 2026 08:39PM Add a comment

Eli H is 80% done with The Bright Sword

I cannot outsmart this book

— Jan 27, 2026 08:39PM Add a comment

Eli H is starting The Age of Innocence

Reader is shocked to find words have meaning and New York is New York

— Jan 22, 2026 12:26PM Add a comment

Eli H is 45% done with The Bright Sword

This book has everything. Incest. Lyon. The Baghdad House of Wisdom. Gay people. I could go on.

— Jan 20, 2026 07:04PM Add a comment

Eli H is 45% done with The Bright Sword

— Jan 20, 2026 07:02PM Add a comment

Eli H is 10% done with The Bright Sword

Well this is good from page one

— Jan 14, 2026 09:08PM Add a comment

Eli H is starting What We Fed to the Manticore

I am afraid of thematically-bound short story collections.

— Jan 02, 2026 08:19AM Add a comment

Eli H is starting A Thousand Ships

I worry this has been on my shelf so long I’ve outgrown the genre..

— Jan 02, 2026 08:18AM Add a comment

Eli H is on page 10 of 134 of Hunger

Every month I reread the Paul Auster introduction to feel something. Never beyond that. May this book languish eternally on the shelf, writhing and delirious from lack of attention. Starving for it as its protagonist starves! And now we backpedal so as to appear chill. This is a book.

— Jan 02, 2026 08:16AM Add a comment